illegal-prime
Illegal Prime, Token Straight Extraordinaire
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illegal-prime · 10 days ago
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illegal-prime · 12 days ago
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queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man
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illegal-prime · 15 days ago
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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
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illegal-prime · 19 days ago
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Frank Lloyd Wright, I love you and some of your buildings, but Broadacre City was a stupid idea
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illegal-prime · 27 days ago
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isekai but the protagonist threatens the dark lord with nuclear annihilation
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illegal-prime · 1 month ago
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illegal-prime · 2 months ago
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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”
Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever
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illegal-prime · 3 months ago
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this is the sort of post I expect @amtrak-official to make.
beautiful women in your area are using very effective combo attacks against you
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illegal-prime · 3 months ago
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illegal-prime · 3 months ago
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I once had tumblr described to me as “Leftist 4Chan”.
I am very much inclined to say it’s true.
a good third of tumblr is basically palliative care for people who have doctor's notes to say they're excused from changing, growing or acknowledging anybody else's life experiences. 4chan doomerism but the slurs are reclaimed.
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illegal-prime · 3 months ago
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Show me a photo taken in the urban core of a major US city and I think I could guess which city it is in
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illegal-prime · 3 months ago
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I'm trying to understand the household environment this person grew up in. Imagine if you had like a designated bathroom that was yours specifically, and that was the one you were supposed to use. Good luck if you're closer to a different bathroom.
On the other hand, my grandparents house has a seldom-used bathroom in the spare bedroom where my grandmother keeps her sewing supplies. It's a small room so the bathroom is a bit odd, but I suppose it would make sense if you actually used it as a bedroom. It's in the middle of nowhere and land is cheap so I guess architectural efficiency goes out the window. (Also that house has a real life Big Long Evil Closet like in that tumblr post)
Or this person was an only child, which would explain the lack of bathroom sharing, but that's kind of cheating isn't it.
the things rich people associate with poverty are so fucking wild this (rich) woman my mom was talking to says in an extremely sympathetic voice "it must have been so hard for you having to share a bathroom growing up.." ?????????????
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illegal-prime · 4 months ago
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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illegal-prime · 4 months ago
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This is the first GIF ever created, and it turns 30 years old today
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illegal-prime · 4 months ago
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illegal-prime · 4 months ago
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illegal-prime · 5 months ago
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