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I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
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I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
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You only care when it’s convenient for you
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Generally, you should never forget what a person says to you when angry because that’s when the truth finally comes out.
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Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world. Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world. Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry rich. And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
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The ACCURACY though
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Vibes
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Sometimes people who need help look nothing like people who need help.
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*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
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