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Sorry for the lack of updating! I've been caught up with the student pain of work and the school year ending so I've been focusing on exams and such! I only have about three weeks left so after school's over, you shall be seeing a lot more updating from me!
But I'm not dead.
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its totally our fault we shared the same bed so you do it i dont agree
bluuuuuuugh it is totally your fault the blankets are all over the place, dear but the snoring is totally cute and quiet okay
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you snore i dont i woke up in the middle of the night and all i heard was you snoring sometimes loudly sometimes normal
no you do it and its both our faults dummy
i do not snore at all!! you say that every time but you are the only person ever who has ever thought that maybe you are just hearing yourself
and either way come here and fix the blankets because it is your fault and im too lazy :(
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no im not a whore use the term correctly its gigolo have you not seen deuce bigalow but you snore a lot
hello friends!! fun fact: dave is a blanket whore
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this just in!! dave strider was a seventh grade babe magnet
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my job is the best ok i stuff dead animals and give me the coolest action poses ever taxidermy stuffer at your service tell me if you need to stuff your dead cat and make it laughing while slapping its forehead
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hail damien 666
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im (looks out the window and sighs)
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to the window to the wall
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