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when albert camus said "the sea; i didnt lose myself in it. i found myself in it" and when sylvia plath said "if i lived by the sea i would never be really sad" and when hozier said "love, when the sea rises to meet us" and when an anonymous writer said "and yet my heart wanders away, my soul roams with the sea" and when homer said "I’d rather die at sea"

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“But the Wages” Although many contend You may find hope ascend To mark just how everything changes Whether the temperature highs Or the sea level rising It’s all going up but the wages And murdered reporters And talk of hard borders Sky-bound as a heavenly choir Or the stock price in Boeing The screams of the dying Or the skies over Yemen last night It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time Don’t mention the rent Or the money that’s spent Keeping the banks in good health Or ridiculous claims Or the level of blame Pointed to anything else And preachy musicians And those stuck in prison With scarcely enough for a blunt Or the pressure of blood That new hotel in the hood With an oligarch’s name on the front It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time It’s all going up with the bump in the heating bills Even though the city’s on fire It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time It’s all going up with the bump in the heating bills Even though the city’s on fire It’s all going up but the wages And maybe it’s time

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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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Bo’s light blue, see-through button up shirt definitely makes this picture.

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Hozier’s literally only going to Vancouver as part of his Canada leg in the Wasteland, Baby tour. This is extremely annoying because it’s almost always either Vancouver or Toronto that get every single artist. I know it’s not up to Hozier himself, but I just wish management companies as a whole would care a little less about perceived profits and give a shit or two about fans that don’t all live in large, metropolitan cities. Ugh. I don’t have the money to fly out to Vancouver. :(

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me

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So I was thinking, and Bo Burnham is extremely handsome

and extremely tall

and has great fashion sense

and overall just very easy on the eyes

BUT, whenever I think of him, his superficial characteristics never come to mind. All I think of are his songs, his comedy shows, his acting, his vines, his writing and his articulate interviews. So I guess what I’m trying to say is, in a world (Hollywood) that’s basically run by pretty people, Bo’s talents truly stand out, at least to me. He’s literally one of the most talented artists out there who could just as easily be another pretty face and get that money, yet he continues to do what he’s good at and I love that about him.

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Bo Burnham, John Mulaney AND Andy Samberg were all born in August. That’s it, all other months are pointless and now cancelled.

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If I can’t watch a stand-up special starring John Mulaney and Bo Burnham, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?

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do hugs know that they’re loved

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I don’t know who needs some smiles right now, but here are some pictures of Bruce (and Bo).

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Concept: A James Bond movie starring Bo as Bond and Elsie as his younger, hip and techie female counterpart (in a non-cliche, non-sexualized way). They’re on a super important mission to save the world but do dumb shit together in between like steal things from museums and get away with it.

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daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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Dear rich people,

Donating about $20K to me will barely make a difference in your fortune but it’ll change my life and help me pay off my student loans. Think about it.

Thanks,

Broke ass university student

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Me whenever Bo Burnham sings Pandering (Country Song) in Make Happy. That deep voice DOES STUFF TO ME OKAY ?????

“WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT”

— me every single time

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It’s strangely uncanny just how similar John Mulaney and Bo Burnham are. Here’s some similarities:

-have been nervous their entire lives

-have little white dogs that they love very much

-are straight white males (ayyyy) who are easily confused as gay men

-are extremely, weirdly tall

-prefer writing over stand up

-wrote and starred in TV shows before being cancelled way too soon