ilegalname
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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Alan Parker, Joe Leitel and Bruce Reed Ben-Hurry (1959) dir. Richard Fontaine
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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stop what you’re doing and watch this
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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*wakes up jan 1* another one? really tho?
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i feel like this is important enough to put on here.
if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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A North Vietnamese Army officer laughs at the peace symbol necklace of a captured American soldier, 1973
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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Are you a dog person or a dog person?
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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ilegalname · 6 hours ago
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you have entered.. the scary door
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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"i never see you at the club" well i never see you at the hour and forty five minute long video essay on the history of animatronics by defunctland
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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IDK how humanity will ever recover from the damage created by COVID conspiracy theories. Like, of course we are seeing a huge spike in serious respiratory illnesses, we just experienced a period of time where it was common to travel long distances and be in confined spaces with multiple people while sharing food and drink. And COVID is still kicking about, not to mention it is flu season and N5N1 just claimed its first victim. Your local health authorities and medical professionals are not fucking lying to you. Wash your hands, wear a mask, avoid crowded places and stay home if you’re sick. Many hospitals are already feeling overwhelmed. Try not to end up there.
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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little teacup bird
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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Today’s intrusive thoughts in the tune of YMCA:
YOUNG MAN, pick up that seagull and run I said, YOUNG MAN, stealing birds must be fun I said, YOUNG MAN, it’s just sitting right there
Seize the bird and start running YOUNG MAN, don’t just stand there and stare I said, YOUNG MAN, go give that bird a scare
 I know you’re thinking of SEI-ZING THE BIRD Yeah you’re thinking of SEI-ZING THAT BIRD
Your brain will not chill, but imagine the thrill
Of firm ly gras ping that sea gull
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ilegalname · 7 hours ago
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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