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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.
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“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will
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What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason
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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them
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greetings comrades, I have received Diagnoses
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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
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I needed to see this :) time to spread it to others who may need it too!
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