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What if mlp characters had Tumblr

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I have a princess conference in the morning but that won't stop me from staying up till 3 am on AO3. Mama needs her bedtime stories

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OP go to sleep or I will eat your crown

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All of you are like "would you fuck your clone?" hypothetically but, in practice, clones are too dumb to give consent and that's the real reason why I didn't sleep with any of my clones when I had the chance

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OP you still have a chance

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It's always "take off the evil amulet! it's corrupting your mind!" and never "oh! you look so pretty in your new amulet!"

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Celestia forbid ladies do anything

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🦋 Id-like-to-be-a-tree Follow

Um, would you guys please stop voting for my boyfriend?

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I take it as a compliment

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

I am offended

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Y'all know how some families got a gay cousin and all 'em other cousins are straight? Well mah family's the opposite. Ah don't even think we got a straight cousin!

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Mah sister says we have to assimilate other ponies into our family so the family name don't die out. She would do numbers here

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GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAYS

I've just been on the hospital (again) cause I got zapped by lightning (again)

But I promise I'll update my Daring Do/Reader fic as soon as I can! Thanks for the patience, love you guys!

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It's okay, take your time! I'll just reread the old chapters in the meantime

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NO!!! YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP!!!

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"how are you so good at fashion" well you'd be an expert in fashion too if you'd spent 20 years in the closet

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My sister in Celestia that closet was made of glass

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🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Nothing like coming back from exhile just to find your bedroom was replaced by a whole ass forest

Some people have no respect for others belongings

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I don't control the growing of the magical forest, bitch

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Rude

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Don't think I forgot about that time in 500 B.E. that you stole my ice cream

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You can't hurt me I have mommy AND daddy issues I'm unstoppable

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OP do you need me to adopt you

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I would love that actually

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*levitates my cat out of the way so I can use the sewing machine, which I need for my job*

my cat: YOU LIFT OPALESCENCE?!?!???! YOU LIFT HER WITH YOUR WICKED SORCERY?!??!!!! YOU ASSERT CONTROL OVER HER WITH YOUR MAGIC?!?!??! OHHHHH!!! MOTHER IS EVIL!!!!!

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I agree with the cat

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Girlfriend is out of town all week so I'm gonna dye my mane and tail green

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WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

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She's all my self control

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🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Back in my day we tagged our fanfiction properly. There's a difference between / and & you rufians

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Shut up old lady

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YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME

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Sure, sex is great but does *your* husband help you check all your shipping fanfiction for grammar errors? Didn't think so

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She's everything, he's just Ken

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Happy to be of service 🫡

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theyre the really annoying PDA-loving couple in high school that use obnoxious pet names like shmookums

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“Hi… I’m Fluttershy. I bonded with Discord three years ago and have taken the mantle of Black Beauty ever since. We work together joined in harmony to help those who are helpless. Discord can be a handful, but he helps me be the best I can be.”

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Quick ref of the fluttercord kid, his name is thorn, I don’t really know if I want to give him a cutie mark but eh

Him as a small boi

Also a fluttercord sketch

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hi fluttercord nation

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swap au fluttercord

the one where discord is a unicorn with unstable magic that is fascinated by the unusual and chaotic and fluttershy is a draconequus that spent her whole life not fitting anywhere

he sees the big lady half pony half dragon with mismatched body parts and obviously falls in love on the spot

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revisted my fluttercord swap au which I never posted here before but oh well gjdkd

pony discord has an interest in anomalies and is infatuated with draconequus flutters 😊😊💗💗

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something something my reverse AU.

EDIT: calling this the FlutterEffect AU now

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Fluttershy has so much ✨taste✨ let’s be real here.

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my part of the trade with @terrihovei

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youve befriended an ancient, powerful creature from another world, who can see in dimensions you can't. you wonder how your world looks through his eyes. you hope that it's beautiful.

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just some soft fluttercord for your dash <3

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she likes to be held ☺️☺️

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one-year fluttercord redraw! pink one is from today, beige one is from last year!

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he is such a little shit /affectionate

nsfw/kink blogs please dni!

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Can't believe we got a canon Hades and Persephone AU.

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hey guys I just found out about Discord's ex