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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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Variety Dimension 20 interview just dropped I fucking love these weirdos so much
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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises
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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ON A BEAUTIFUL SHIP…. WITH A BEAUTIFUL CREW… AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF…. HOW DID I GET HERE?
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it's crazy how by writing q and picard tng perfectly predicted the relationship between a tumblrina and a blorbo. like yeah here is this emotionally constipated middle aged man and the omnipotent homosexual who wants nothing but to put this guy in fucking Predicaments. also the omnipotent homosexual is considered a weirdo by his peers. he is also unemployed. that's a big plotpoint actually
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