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I found a big snail today but forgot to get a picture, he was a good boy

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i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

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We should normalize giving me milkshakes because I deserve them

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Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

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requested by plants-and-swords

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me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

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oh i’m Big Failure

time to fucking Mine Craft

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Audi Q7 SUV vs Russian Niva

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if anyone needs me I will be in a cave eating dirt and attempting to befriend the bats

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christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

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Raccoons should have guns I think

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angery!

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[goes outside and punches the dirt] this is just like fucking minecraft