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#a summary

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Stick-Gods ~ The Power of Ra

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Figgy noises

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do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

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“Baby otter getting its tummy tickled”

(Source)

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Ocelot scritches.

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I just wanna cover my feelings up with tattoos

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This is so wholesome

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Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*

Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin

Merchant: What on earth are you wearing

Me: It’s called pants.

Merchant: I hate that.

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

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me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

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💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

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What’s your group chat called

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#chipsandsoap #soundslikeibloginthetub

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.