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Stick-Gods ~ The Power of Ra
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Figgy noises
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do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention
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“Baby otter getting its tummy tickled”
(Source)
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Ocelot scritches.
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I just wanna cover my feelings up with tattoos
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This is so wholesome
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Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: It’s called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it
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me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah
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What’s your group chat called
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#chipsandsoap #soundslikeibloginthetub
The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
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