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Daniel, who remembered his true self after being turned, and his support group, who are happy that he finally understood

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hélène cixous // marie howe // cristina rivera garza // anaïs nin // catherynne m. valente // sue zhao

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$69

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Gentle reminder that they almost definitely planted evidence on Luigi and arrested him to distract from the fact that the real UHC shooter got away with killing a billionaire. One of us successfully killed a billionaire and one of us could successfully do it again

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Janelle Monáe performing "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" at the Grammys

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pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4| pt. 5 | pt. 6| pt. 7 | pt. 8

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interview w the vampire x tumblr text posts will never not make me laugh

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people trying to have shipwars over iwtv... girl the polycule

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first two vampire books: armand is so so so sad whenever his mask slips for even a second he’s so filled with despair that it makes everyone sad. lestat beat the shit out of him and then decided to help him because he felt bad for this miserable creature

armand in the devils minion chapter: it’s so fun to put rats in the microwave. I’m excited to learn everything in the world and watch the same movies on repeat and laugh and buy everything on the menu. we’re going to the opera! the museum! I love putting stuff in blenders and calling random people on the phone to talk to them for hours just because it’s so exciting that phones can call all over the world now. I’m going to buy an island. I love airplanes. i’ve learned how to make movies! WAKE UP!! I have questions to ask like how do phones work???? and i’ve also decided we’re going on vacation the plane leaves in thirty minutes so get up beloved!!!!

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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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idk if its in the show but its in the books and I think its funny. armand reads like an absolute freak. like he picks up books, flips through them and reads them in seconds. lestat describes being able to hear him reading from rooms away because this guy is ripping books off the self, flipping through them and then throwing them on the floor just to pick up another and do it again lmao other vampires don't read like that its just him. all vampires read fast but not like armand and they also think its odd lol

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crazy face to make at one half of the couple you’re impromptu divorce lawyering for after you’ve just exposed seventy years worth of his lies including but not limited to aiding abetting and directing the death of two beautiful lesbians one of which was sort of his stepdaughter also btw this couple is comprised of nuclear warheads in the shape of beautiful men and you sort of had a thing with both of them that one time in the seventies when you thought you were going to get high and your dick sucked but instead got saw-trapped by a renegade botticelli angel with all mental illnesses in the dsm-5 and a couple others we haven’t categorized yet. daniel molloy you will live forever

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#dubai trio in season 2

(insp: ½+½)

+ the old man in question:

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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud: