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It’s like the point just flys over their heads

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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Salvatore

pairing: javier peña x afab!fem!reader

summary: a secretary with an attitude problem, a DEA agent with an insolence problem. years ago, you’d stopped hoping for his character to improve, but he’s still gunning to set you straight. it’s the worst day of your life, and javier peña aims to take advantage of that.

warnings: rough sex/smut (fingering, fem penetration, oral [m receiving]) so 18+ only content, fem afab reader, mentions of reader having long hair, bratty!reader, brat-tamer!javi, alcohol consumption, smoking, pet names, (so much smoking, I’m sorry but it’s narcos), dubcon (slight intoxication, coercion if you really, really squint)

beta reader: @millllenniawrites that’s BABIE

word count: 10.3k (imsosorry)

no use of y/n in this fic

hey y’all ! i said i had a longer javi fic in store and i was not kidding lmfao !!! slight warning, the reader is a bit of an asshole so teaaaaa. anyhow, don’t forget to join the taglist if you’re nasty, and feedback & comments are always welcome mwah mwah -em<3

PS: to my non-canadian readers, a dart is a cigarette lmao

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Read Part 2: Playing Dangerous

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Nothing ever went to plan with Peña around.

It was a curse. A nightmare. You were so careful with your agenda, making sure meetings with the ambassador happened on time, every time, and uninterrupted. When that didn’t happen? It was your ass on the line. And when that didn’t happen? It was always because of agent Peña.

“I can’t let you in, right now,” you hiss, tired of repeating yourself. “She specifically told me not to let people in. Not to let you in,” you add, pointing a finger at his chest.

“Aw, c’mon,” Peña’s murmured supplication rolls off his tongue, “It’s real important.”

You huff indignantly. Keeping your voice low, you retort, “Every time it’s life or death, Peña—”

“Why don’t you ever call me Javier, sweetheart?” A playful twinkle dances in his twilit eyes. “You’ve known me longer than any of the other girls I’m on a first name basis with, here.”

It was true. You’d been working at the embassy for ages, now, babysitting big-headed politicians or power-drunk DEA agents and soldiers. Peña was the worst of them all, solely in virtue of the fact that he knew he could get away with everything. Men loved him because he was tough, charismatic, and capable; women loved him because he was tough, charismatic, capable, and looked like a vintage pornstar. It only took you a month at the job to grow violently sick of hearing his name cherished on the lips of your female coworkers, forced to listen to the gorey details of nearly every. single. office. conquest.

But that wasn’t even the worst of it.

The worst might’ve been when his ‘informants’ called, their mewling voices asking to leave a message for ‘Javi.’ Or, it might’ve been the culminating effect of his reaping the rewards, time after time, for his insolence, gaining respect, praise, pussy—and all because he never fucking listened.

Years came and went, and somewhere down the line you’d accepted that Javier Peña was simply destined to be a lifelong affliction.

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i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

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mom i want this one

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★ and I haven’t been the same since

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me staring at my ceiling after y/n does the most FLABBERGASTING thing ever

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POPE HEYWARD NATION GONNA RISE ONE DAY. JD I PROMISE YOU, YOUR HARD WORK IS SEEN AND APPRECIATED

THE EDIT IS SO GOOD ??? POPE IS FINE AND I NEED MORE APPRECIATION ON HIS FUCKING BICEPS (he can choke me please). THE NECKLACE TOO 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿 (not gonna argue with him, whatever he wants.)

i swear the edit IS on replay. like look at his face? his expression ???

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the racism toward pope make me really sick and uncomfortable each days 😀

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM ?? HE'S THE SWEETEST POGUE AND LITERALLY SO KIND. HE DID NOTHING WRONG DURING THE WHOLE SHOW BUT HE'S LIKE THE LEAST LIKED CHARACTER ?? 💀💀💀 I CAN START A WAR FOR THIS GUY ??

as a black person myself (what a surprise lol), it's hurt a lot to see that everytime black characters are always underrated (AND IF I SAW SOMEONE TELL ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE BLACK PERSON ALWAYS VICTIMIZE THEMSELVES, I'M GONNA FIGHT.) in a show. (i dont mean that if you don't like pope you're racist. it's just the way some people here or in the fandom act toward him). when literally pogues couldnt survive without my POPE. some people will say that i'm going to far with my words but the coldness toward this character IS ACTUALLY insane and you can't deny it

like some writers here make Rafe Cameron so soft when he's literally not his personnality but dont want to write about pope who literally fit the whole soft attitude(tell me for which reason then ?) he's the sweet guy, you can do all the fluff works you want with him !! ( you have all the right to make soft rafe cameron, it's literally the power of fanfiction because we can do whatever the want with characters. it's not the point.)

and also the LACK OF NOTES on pope works is insane and truly heartbreaking. like please, he's such a good and joyful character who struggle a lot. he's so human. and relatable.

i saw @starfxkrreloaded talked about this and i sooo agree and also @princessbrunette talked about this too !!

(having pope and rafe as fav characters in this show IS VERY so cruel 😓😓😓)

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Little bat sleeping in the Camas Public Library 🦇📚

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“Sofia’s so lucky” BFR have you see her??? Rafe’s the lucky one😭

The most attractive couple in obx I fear

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ayo edebiri •°. *࿐

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as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

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why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞

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just 👏because 👏a 👏girl👏is 👏openly 👏sexual👏 it 👏does 👏not 👏mean 👏she 👏wants 👏to 👏be 👏sexual 👏with 👏you 👏specifically 👏