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how come i just realized most of my favorite pairings involve person A to be dead and person B is alive....like...........

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who else is stupid and eats bread

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"I’d [...] peg [...] Clifford" -warpedlamp

You’re trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks

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Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh

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I don’t know how else to tell y’all that the difference between “X is a social construct” and “X isn’t real” is very, very, very, very important!

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hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

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@igobymyles love these avatars my SO made for us ❤️❤️❤️

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Okay tiny Myles here’s the tea, you’re not a lesbian. You’re bisexual and not even a girl sorry. Also you came out to your grandparents and now you don’t even talk to them. Glad you got past this lol.

Gay

My grandparents are funny! They were saying something about a 19 year old dude who was funny, and how they wish they had a grandchild that was old enough to date him, preferably a girl, and they were talking about me. Then I said, “even if I was old enough, I would still say no.” Then started laughing. But my grandpa said,“oh, just wait a few years and then you’ll see.” But jokes on them! I’m a lesbian! Bwahahahah!

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha old me

my biggest fear when i’m with my family

grandma:So, do you have a boyfriend yet? is he handsome? what are is hobbys? does he like cake?

*my gayness jumps out of a box*

me:acctualy i have a beautiful girlfriend! and she is the most beautiful person ever!

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You’re a dragon that is cursed to change into a human every night. One day a knight comes to slay you, and imagine their surprise when the dragon they’re about to stab vanishes in a puff of smoke, leaving a defenseless human crouched in front of them.

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Me: *enters a bunch of those guessing contests where you have to guess how many of a certain item is in a jar*

Me: *wins every one and earns billions of dollars*

Me: *goes to poor countries and gives away all my money*

Repeat that and boom

You have the ability to immediately know the exact volume of any container by placing your hand on it. Tell the story of how you saved the whole world with this power.

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Thought this was Shiro and Keith but I guess not, still awesome art tho

Jaytim Week Day 2:  Supernatural AU… you mean Buzzfeed Unsolved AU

[Jason Todd Voice] Hey there demons, its me, ya boy.

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fucking freaks

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Why I enjoy little space;

I need someone to remind me to take shower, take meds, and do simple human things

I enjoy the attention

Pacifiers are great for helping me not grind my teeth

Sippy cups are great if you’re clumsy and spill a lot of things

It helps me get away from big problems