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#dragonfruit didnt have a code as far as i knew like it wasnt in the code book and they didnt have stickers#so if you ever got a dragonfruit in my line it was for free
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Men’s 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)
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i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system
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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw
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valentines yummy peppermint hot chocolate cookie recipe. based off my choc chip cookie recipe :) if you use vanilla instead of peppermint & omit candycane & cocoa you will have my normal cc cookies. these are soft & chewy and will stay soft for daaaays as long as you dont store them open-air. makes like around 20 ish ? depending on how big you make them
preheat oven to 350f. depending on your oven they will be in there for 7-9 minutes -- 1/4 to 1/2 cup butter (vegan butter works. amount based on preference, i just eyeball) -- 3/4 cup white sugar -- 3/4 cup brown sugar -- 2 eggs (never tried egg substitute, cannot verify efficacy) -- 1 1/2 tsp peppermint extract -- 2 1/4 cup flour -- 1 tsp baking powder -- 1 tsp salt -- 2 or 3 tsp of cocoa powder -- as many mini chocolate chips as your heart desires. you have to use mini ones though its very important -- 2 or 3 candycanes smashed up with a hammer
combine in normal cookie order (mix sugar, butter, egg, salt, extract) (in another bowl: flour, baking powder, cocoa. slowly pour this bowl into your wet bowl while stirring.) add choco chips & candycanes last, dough will be thick enough you'll have to mix with your hands
these dont really spread on the pan so you can put them relatively close. use parchment paper. make a dough ball and flatten slightly with your palm. the size you make it will be abt the same size they come out as
#if you make it you have to tell me if you like/dislike it okay you HAVE TO#apologies for my imperial measurements. sorry
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a lot of people find birds unrelatable/hard to personify because they describe them as ‘robotic’ or unresponsive when people who love birds find their body language very clear and expressive. i think it’s interesting how many autistic people love & relate to birds and i’m guessing it’s something to do with that. birds can only be touched in specific areas, they have special rules regarding eye contact, and they’re often misunderstood when they use their beaks to explore the world around them and it’s read as biting. anyway i think it’s cool that birds and autistic people are United
#I LOVE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYY THEY ARE SO NICE AND SMART AND SASSY AND THEY HAVE A LANGUAGE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT!!!!#THEY ASK ME WHAT IM DOING!!!!!!!#this is /srs#you can look up chicken language videos#when i go into their coop at not normal times they get confused and ask mr what im doing and sometimes they tell me to leave bc they are mad
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1. 19th century sealskin thong, Greenland
2. Pazyryk swan made of felted reindeer wool, circa 400 BCE, Siberia
3. Child’s hat with bird, nalbound cotton and wool, 1000–1476 CE, Chancay culture, Peru
4. Knitted cotton sock from Egypt, 1000-1200 CE
5. Sidonian flask shaped like a date, 1st-2nd century CE, Syria or Palestine
6. World’s oldest surviving pants, woven wool, circa 1300-1000 BCE, China
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks
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Reminder and fun fact:
Today is the 4 year anniversary of the first ever taz episode
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i dont really draw anymore and its not really a hobby i engage in on a level where this is achievable in the time limit i want it to btu i want to draw myself in the arcane style soooo bad RAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
#also every time i draw myself its weird and uncanny bc i have face blindness ON TOP of dysmorphia#no idea what my face looks like#ohh you know what i can paint on top of a selfie
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