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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

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Mutuals ask me for my discord or email or whatevs btw

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i miss the internet when the website you're browsing being littered in ads was abnormal and a sign of a virus attack. not an everyday phenomenon

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i love when a mutual i havent seen in a while appears in my notifs again and is still my mutual. hugging you happy you are still here yayyy

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WHY AM I GETTING ADS FOR TIMBER WHAT THE FUCK

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i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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ow. my bones

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I am prettified by the fact that there is a non-zero chance that one of my followers is in the US army

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

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actually i dont make art for myself. i make art so that i can see “#OUGH” and “#AUGHW” and “#WAAAH” in my notifications

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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

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Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful!