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the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on
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I wanna be a cowboy baby
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What if "I Took a Sip of Something Poison (But I'll Hold On Tight)" Updated? What then?
This chapter is twice as long as the first one. You're welcome
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale's Betas Summary:
“He likes cake?”
“Loves it. Loves cake, can’t get enough. Just gotta make a good offering,” Stiles said, distractedly. He waved Lydia over to the left. “Step back. Do these rocks look nice enough? Ugh, it’s easier when I’ve got my rock tumbler at home.”
Lydia stepped over where directed to supervise the summoning circle. “I don’t think I read in demonology that they like cake.”
“Who doesn’t?” Scott asked. “I’m a werewolf and I like cake.”
Or, alternatively: The Beacon Hills Pack Summons a Demon In case you haven’t seen it. We’ve written a bit of a silly little diddy inspired by the one line about cake in Apology Tour. You’re welcome.
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Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Octavia Goetia & Stolas Goetia Characters: Octavia Goetia, Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia 
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The view outside of the car window was bright, too sunny and clear for how she was feeling. Octavia loved her mother. She watched the sprawling grounds of the Palace roll by. Every acre was brand new to her eyes, every copse of trees a stranger. This all belonged to the place she would have to call home for the rest of her life. All of Eternity, simply because she could not live under another Royal’s roof. It was the first time Octavia truly understood what it meant to be a Precautionary Heir. When it came down to it she was not her mother’s daughter. She was her father’s.
Even if she’d never known or met him.
An almost Coming of Age AU where Octavia was raised solely by the Marquess Stella, who never married Prince Stolas. Now with her mother's engagement to another Royal, Octavia is sent away to live with Prince Stolas, discovering her father's home and private life are not at all what she was raised to believe.
We posted chapter 2 of All Your Yesterdays!
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Do you guys do commissions??
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(fanfiction commissions, is what i was asking about more specifically)
We currently have quite a large queue of fics we are writing and editing and are not open to commissions. However, we are flattered even if unavailable. Thank you!! - ♈ and 🦉
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Stolas' Wedding outfit concept. The final has more fur. (Read the Secrets AU series here ! <3)
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Doodled up a Wedding Portrait for the Secrets AU a while back. Why, yes, this is the the art from our icon.
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Blitz's music festival outfit from the Week Of Rock mentioned in "Deepest Secret"
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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Barbie Wire & Blitzo & FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia, Barbie Wire (Helluva Boss), FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) Summary:
Only two annulments had ever happened in the history of the Goetia family. Stolas knew they would not give that kind of dignity to an imp. So, in order to play the long game, he offered himself bluntly.
“Or we could simply kill him,” Stolas shrugged, his smile on his face as he lied and set his heart’s desire into motion. All eyes were suddenly on him and he kept smiling, “I married him when I was a foolish eight year old.”
Foolish, and brilliant, and oh so romantic.
Where a ritual Stolas and Blitz performed as children went terribly, horribly right—and now, with his impending arranged marriage at stake, Stolas is in a race against time to find the imp he married as a child to finish what they started before his father finds Blitz first.
(Or: An indulgent Teenagers in Love meets Fuck or Die AU. With pancakes!)
A Brand New Fic! From us! Make sure to read the tags on the site!
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"GIVE ME A MINUTE"
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“Stop it. Shut the fuck up and let me think for a second"
SECRETS OUT HERE WINNING THE BLITZO CHARACTERIZATION AWARD TODAY
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ICU MASTER POST
Here you will find a list of Fics WE have written for Helluva Boss. This guide will change and be added to as we write more fic. Note: that all of our fic is LOCKED. So you'll need an account to read them! CAUTION: Dead dove does NOT necessarily mean just sex or kink, but rather a companion tag asking readers to strongly consider the tags of the fic. We have placed dead dove as the topics of race/racism and poc experiences are strongly woven into secrets and may be triggering for readers
Secrets Series
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A canon-adjacent au where Blitz and Stolas reunite in their early 20s. Stolas hires Blitz as a bodyguard for Octavia and proceeds to Install Blitz into the house as a live in Mistress/Lover. This contains: Three main Stories, one collection of Six Outtakes and an epilogue. Works INSPIRED by this series and WRITTEN by us: The Lies We Tell, The Secrets We Keep
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Dear Fellow Traveler
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Blitz joins Millie on her visit to her family's ranch during the Harvest Moon Festival and finds more than just corn and horses. (This is also the FIRST Helluva Fic written by either of us. )
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All Your Yesterdays and All Your Tomorrows
The view outside of the car window was bright, too sunny and clear for how she was feeling. Octavia loved her mother. She watched the sprawling grounds of the Palace roll by. Every acre was brand new to her eyes, every copse of trees a stranger. This all belonged to the place she would have to call home for the rest of her life. All of Eternity, simply because she could not live under another Royal’s roof. It was the first time Octavia truly understood what it meant to be a Precautionary Heir. When it came down to it she was not her mother’s daughter. She was her father’s. Even if she’d never known or met him. (The AU where nobody is good) Chapters: 2/4
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I Took a Sip of Something Poison (But I'll Hold On Tight)
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Where a ritual Stolas and Blitz performed as children went terribly, horribly right—and now, with his impending arranged marriage at stake, Stolas is in a race against time to find the imp he married as a child to finish what they started before his father finds Blitz first. (Or: An indulgent Teenagers in Love meets Fuck or Die AU. With pancakes!) Chapters: 1/3
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