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"Welcome to my lobby boys, we're going to have a great time in our battle royale session today. I believe with your help I can guide us to victory, I have faith that God will guarantee us to win this round of matchmaking today. Let's get started setting up our base here by this nice greenery."
"Greetings Captain, I will assist you in setting up our base. Let me go out and get resources we need for our camp"
"Sir John, building our base here would be a terrible idea. There's no cover in case of enemy raids and the number of resources here mean we will constantly be taking enemy aggro. I suggest we move our base to somewhere more discreet"
"Nonsense Francis, we have everything we need here to completely wash anyone who tries to engage us in both 1v1s and group raids. Any more objections and I will kick you from the game"
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"Captain, I came back to camp and our base was griefed! Sir John is nowhere to be found. I thought he just got killed by the griefers, but I don't even see him connected to the game or hear him over vc"
"NO! SIR JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *slams desk in gamer rage*
"I fear that Sir John may have been hacked, Lt. Little"
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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
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i don’t think men and women r supposed to date each other and if they do it has to be a romangerri type thing
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randomly remembering that u revealed your deepest secret because you were drunk and it was funny at the time
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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tbf ive been very bad about taking my meds the past month but I wish they didn't leave me dry heaving in the bathroom when i take them!!!! Evil!!!! The devil ...
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did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut
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Cudjo Lewis, the last surviving captive of the last slave ship to bring Africans to the U.S.
https://www.history.com/news/zora-neale-hurston-barracoon-slave-clotilda-survivor?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#link_time=1525373347
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