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so... that look paul and emmet shared right

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edward: hey rose what’s up

rose: hey dude bella is dead lmaoo

edward:

rose: so will you come home now esme misses y-

edward:

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Edward: Bella, you are utterly indecent in that khaki skirt

Me:

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"maybe he was bitten... maybe it's maybeline." SOMEONE @ CARLISLE RIGHT NOW!

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Nobody asked for these, but who am I to deny the world of what we really need

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Just wanted to reiterate how much I love Robert Pattinson; a guy who is invincible because how do you just survive being in twilight and not only survive but thrive, the biggest troll we did ever see, a snake and a weirdo. We love him and we should.

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edward: no, you don’t understand ... i’ve killed people bella

bella:

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i’m so sad, i’m giving up on my new moon edits for good, so have this john mulaney edit in its place

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GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH

It don’t bite

YES IT DO

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Why don’t we talk about how Breaking Dawn Part 1 was a horror movie?

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i’ve seen twilight (2008) so yeah i know a thing or two about baseball

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jacob talking about the cullens in the first book:

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edward has two braincells and they both disintegrated when he met bella change my mind

I’m sorry to tell you this anon but Edward’s braincells disintegrated when Carlisle’s venom entered his system. He only had half of one and it died the moment he saw miss swan walk into biology. Carlisle’s venom is stupid bitch juice change MY mind

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do you think the volturi would be freaking out about most of italy being quarantined?