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I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha

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The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

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tumblr the app u can't just swallow my posts about Santa commiting adultery on Mrs Claus this is censorship

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

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so i made a potpourri with cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and cloves and orange peel and anise and i have boiled it all day and it smelled so nice i took a sip and the sip was actually wonderful so now i have drunk four cups of potpourri juice and i am only now going to the internet to ask if i am going to Experience The Torments. or if i may have a fifth.

(i cannot quite explain it, but it’s like my entire low i have had a low grade stomachache, and normally i just deal but This Juice helps a little. i am unreasonably fond of it.)

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

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Why Are So Many Neurotypicals Cisgendered? We investigate a worrying trend in people with neurotypicalism, who often go their whole lives without ever thinking about any aspect of their gender in any meaningful way. Is this another sign people with neurotypicalism aren’t capable of the kinds of analytical thinking we take for granted?

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it's delicious...

they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...

but everyone, i swear, has a different name...

this is the greatest bread debate of all time...

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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.

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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

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@pukicho was killed while wearing a Pikachu suit, and it was announced on this blog.

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folk hero really