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I’m so fucking tired of my dad’s side of the family

So today it was lil cousin’s 5th birthday and so me, my grandma, my two little cousins ( one of them being the birthday boy), my uncle, and his friend go out.

So we go to this little arcade and go to Applebees we get to Applebees and get seated we order our food and I noticed my grandma’s ordering a drink an alcoholic drink which is weird because she’s driving us all back home we get our food she gets her drink and her food and she orders another drink and a few moments later she starts Active funny like she tipsy 

My uncle says to take the drink away from my grandma I did and he took a sip of it he said this is way too strong so we check out and my grandma goes to the car while I’m in the bathroom and I have to get my two little cousins into the car while my uncle is on the phone

Me and my two cousins get in the car we wait for the moment my uncle and his friend come out ofApplebee’s and my uncle and my tipsy Grandma start arguing because she was supposed to drop off my two little cousins to their mother‘s house because he can’t take care of them tomorrow because he has to Go to work and after that he gets in the car she starts driving and they start arguing more and my grandma looks at me and she says oh she can take care of them and my uncle looks at me and says do you wanna take care of them and they just kept look at me asking me things to do and I just got so overwhelmed I start crying 

Like why do I have to be the mature one in the car I am literally a child why should I be responsible for for somebody’s kids or problems

I love my little cousins but I am not an adult I shouldn’t be taking care of an autistic eight-year-old or a disobedient five-year-old I should be chilling bro that is your job not mine

Like I’m so tired of this shit that I don’t even want to go to my little cousins  next birthday

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Me when I think about all the embarrassing things I’ve said

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THERE GO BERLIN

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Come on bro

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For ALL the people saying billy deserved better just remember the cabin scene we’re billy ATTACKED Lucas and just Lucas because he’s black.

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All except for billy he deserved to die.

i am specifiy talking about them. THEY DESERVED BETTER

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Some of y’all are scared of stuff like heights and the dark but I’m scared of having a sex dream in school

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So yesterday I had to my hair done. I got twist

And I almost had mental break down in the hair salon

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This mf got me twirling my hair and giggling 🤭

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Some of these white boys been looking too fine 🤨

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If a man can pull off long hair AND short hair he’s HOT

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I definitely have a type 🤭

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Who is this mf🤨

And he ain’t in my panties yet 😩🤞🏽

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My friend said she doesn’t want to be friends anymore because she’s getting bullied for being friends with me

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Every month I have a new crush I’m a whore