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Ichigo and Grimmjow who nip at each other like playful cubs instead of giving normal human caresses and chaste kisses💕

Who play-fight and push each other around, bite each other’s limbs and neck and whatever-flesh-is-closest as foreplay.

Grimmjow who hisses when Ichigo’s too pushy, too touchy, too disrespectful, and purrs right after because that’s how he loves him. Pushy, and touchy and disrespectful. Greedy. Hollow.

Ichigo who fits more human touches here and there anyway, kissing his nape so softly, tracing his skin so gently, even after pulling, and bruising, and taking and taking and taking. Because nothing gets Grimmjow squirming like tender love.

Ichigo and Grimmjow who fuck like beasts in heat, who rip and claw and ruin sheets and clothes and furniture; their bodies mapped in possessive carvings right across Ichigo’s back and Grimmjow’s hips, both their necks bloody and raw. Only to nap like house cats right across the mess right after, Grimmjow taking the comforting licks across his salty-hot skin with vulnerability no one but the creature curled around him deserves.

Ichigo and Grimmjow who’re so intimately in love it’s like human language is beyond them; their togetherness for no one’s eyes but for each others. Not meant for anyone to comprehend, only to respect the way you respect a territorial beast; only to be appreciated from afar.

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🪴Potted Dryads🧚

Today on 'what weird AU does Wulver have up their sleeve this time?'; tini tiny dryad cacti Ichigo and succulent Grimm ;v;

Tatsuki is done with him starting shit on the succulent shelf. The mean little echeveria causes nothing but trouble, and despite what her fiancée may try and argue, this is noT at all like the time that big ol Kenny tried to pick a fight with Ichigo. And even then, the troublesome, giant dryad got repotted outside, right beside a bleeding-heart dryad called Unohana that seems to have swept the prickly man off his roots.

Grimmjow should get time-out too at least, is all she's saying. But Orihime's too soft for that, how could she leave such a little dryad outside? Where it could rain hard enough to drown him? And anyway, now that the looming giant Kenpachi is gone... Ichigo is pretty much without neighbours in his little windowsill. Everyone likes Ichigo, surely Grimmjow could learn a good thing or two.

Tatsuki would like to say 'I told you so', but never would, not to Hime, when their prickly and frowny little shy cactus starts becoming just as bad as that deranged little succulent. Fights that look like flirting and flirting that sounds like a screaming match disrupting the plant room even more so than when Grimmjow would start shit with the Black Bat orchid from across the room; calling Ulquiorra names and flinging vulgar hand gestures at him to make his leaves shake in displeasure.

Of course he'd be such a bad influence on him; Tatsuki had never seen Ichigo act so... so lewd. And Orihime... her good, innocent Orihime, only liked to clasp her hands in delight and smile, what cute couple they made! Tatsuki wasn't so sure, but if she was happy... well she was happy too then.

She would make sure to spritz the raunchy couple with the watering bottle when things got too noisy, though; to keep the peace, of course. Doesn't mean she couldn't laugh while she did it.

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🪴Cross-Pollination 🫢

previous on this AU<3

It was to be expected,,, that Ichigo become corrupted by Grimm. Tatsuki can't say she saw thiS coming but... well, she knew nothing good was to come out of it. And instead of separating the nasty pair, all Hime ever did was cover her wide eyes and close the curtain on them so the others in the plant room weren't so... disturbed.

Extra; now thiS no one saw coming 🥴

Grimm isn't a stranger to propagations, little non-dryad buds that appear from his roots to the surface of the soil... this... is new.

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👻Spooky💀

They're all out having fun, pretending to be normal teens because what else are they to do after having fought in multiple spirit-world wars? They're still just teenagers to some extent. Except they're also not. Ichigo less than any of them. Someone's taking pictures and suddenly they're all freaking out over the otherworldly glow on Ichigo's eyes.

What the vizards had never bothered to tell him (and he'd never experienced with the arrancar either) was that all hollow eyes reflect light like animals. No matter how human they looked and- well, it seems like Ichigo's got one more thing to hide from his human classmates on top of the fangs and the pointy ears 🫠.

Extra: Ichigo staring in disbelief at yet another inhuman bodily feature he wasn't aware of. =_=

Ichigo now hides from all cameras, afraid the flash will make him look like more of a freak... too bad his friends are fckn insane and now it's become a game to see who can present more and better "cryptid Ichigo" pictures to the group. 🥴✨

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This meme is perfect for them

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tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

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Wait for it

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Ichigo as an arrancar, Grimmjow as a shinigami =O In which Ichigo fights Grimmjow and captures him through sheer luck, as the Menos beam them both up to Hueco Mundo.

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REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

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all might: how’s the greatest hero in the world doing?

deku: i don’t know, how are y–

kacchan, from the other side of the room: i’m fine.

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writers:

break up your paragraphs. big paragraphs are scary, your readers will get scared

fuuuuck epithets. “the other man got up” “the taller woman sat down” “the blonde walked away” nahhh. call them by their names or rework the sentence. you can do so much better than this (exception: if the reader doesn’t know the character(s) you’re referring to yet, it’s a-okay to refer to them by an identifying trait)

blunette is not a thing

new speaker, new paragraph. please.

“said” is such a great word. use it. make sweet love to it. but don’t kill it

use “said” more than you use synonyms for it. that way the use of synonyms gets more exciting. getting a sudden description of how a character is saying something (screaming, mumbling, sighing) is more interesting that way.

if your summary says “I suck at summaries” or “story better than summary” you’re turning off the reader, my dude. your summary is supposed to be your hook. you gotta own it, just like you’re gonna own the story they’re about to read

follow long sentences w short ones and short ones w long ones. same goes for paragraphs

your writing is always better than you think it is. you just think it’s bad because the story’s always gonna be predicable to the one who’s writing it

i love u guys keep on trucking

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Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

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FUCK YOU DISNEY

Anyways, y’all better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like they’re trying to curb fair use/fanworks and I’m sure there’s going to be mass panicked deletions even though it’s probably unnecessary cause AO3′s legal team will fight for us.

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What the what!!!!

i cant believe i have to fucking buy a twilight book in 2020

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If I could have your attention for one minute I want to talk about an upcoming game I’m REALLY excited about

It’s called Draconia and it’s an open-world survival sandbox RPG game where you play as a dragon.

If you’re like me you probably love video games and such that feature dragons BUT get frustrated that often the focus is on slaying dragons, or on human political intrigue, or some other non-dragon nonsense.  Have no fear.  Draconia is going to give us everything we crave.

It looks SUPER pretty 

Choose one of several dragons, hunt to feed yourself, find water sources to drink from and develop your character through various tasks and events.

Draconia features: 

Character Customization: Give your character a custom name, change its pattern, colors and body parts, such as horns or tail tips or choose from pre-made textures.

Character Leveling: Complete tasks, quests and events to level your character and make it stronger. Spend talent points to increase your dragon’s traits.​

Optional PvP: Play on servers without being afraid of being attacked by other players. Simply disable PvP in your character profile and enable it if you want to have a battle with someone else. 

Group and Clan System: Go on your journey and bring your friends with you by inviting them to your group or creating your own clan, which allows you to announce events and keep track of your members progress. 

Create useful items:  Build a hoard to hide all your treasures in, create objects which improve your dragons stats or add temporary buffs.

Nesting: Build and defend a nest and raise your own dragon hatchling.

Questing: Find and complete several one-time and repeatable quests.

​Interactive Environment:  Interact with several objects in your environment to gain useful buffs or uncover more parts of the story.

Dragon Dens: Earn yourself a place you can call home. Unlock and upgrade your own den to live a more comfortable dragon life.

It will have a single-player offline mode and an online mode where you can interact with others, either with or without PVP.

Your character is customizeable and if they meet their stretch goals, new players could even start out as hatchlings.  If you pledge enough money on their crowdfunding campaign, you can get custom decorations, items, even another species!

You will be able to play as many different species, 6 species of dragon and various smaller wildlife.  Another stretch goal is to build a humanoid species that has mechanics for farming and dragon breeding and riding.

Draconia is currently trying to fund its project through Indiegogo. (Link)   They are not offering exclusive content as a play-to-win system and nothing will be behind a paywall.

This game looks extremely beautiful, well thought out, and fun to play.  The creators clearly care a lot about this and have put their heart and souls into it.  I want to see this happen.  It will be released on Steam.  If this seems like something you would like to play or exist, please consider contributing to their Indiegogo or Patreon, or reblogging this to get the word out!  Thanks :)

Link to Indiegogo (the main campaign)

Link to their Patreon

Link to their website

Link to their Discord Server

Link to their Reddit page

Link to their Twitter

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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

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yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.