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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you're dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you're not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don't do it

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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Damn, that’s crazy, I wonder what made the 11 hour video controversial-

Okay he deserves to wallow in the depths of YouTube obscurity for his sins against the magical girl genre

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors