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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

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merry crisis everyone

And a happy new fear

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...fortunately we live in a democracy.

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guys. please

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It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

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why have i been disgraced

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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fuuuuuuuuck

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I hear about every fandom in two ways

Twenty-eight year olds on the internet: This media or irredeemable! If you consume it you condone murder and puppy kicking! [ten paragraph rant I’m not about to read]

My twelve-year-old students: i liek this show becuse its about how they are freinds :)

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020