iellawessiri
iellawessiri
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iellawessiri Ā· 18 hours ago
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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study
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iellawessiri Ā· 18 hours ago
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Iā€™m not even an anti-internet person like I love the internet, I just get so frustrated with the passive way people have become accustomed to using it now. not actively seeking things out or engaging with communities, just turning their brain off & letting the algorithm feed them whatever it wants. & I canā€™t help but feel like thatā€™s partially to blame for the current state of things (anti-ā€œwokeā€ backlash is easier to digest if you turn your brain off when online)
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iellawessiri Ā· 18 hours ago
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I miss being a little kid devouring the Calvin and Hobbes anthologies way past my bed time
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iellawessiri Ā· 18 hours ago
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my creative writing prof also HATES fantasy. as in if she asks for an example of symbolism in a book, and you give something from a fantasy novel, sheā€™ll ask for an example from a ā€œnon-commercial bookā€ instead.
I dunno man, people can have preferences, but the second you discount the artistic merit of sci fi and fantasy I stop taking your opinion seriously. and thereā€™s such a big culture in Canada of only valuing literary fiction, to the point where one of our biggest authors, Margaret Atwood, refused for a while to classify her books as sci fi or fantasy. she said they were ā€œspeculative fictionā€, which is entirely separate and very highbrow (sarcasm).
and I could go on about how Octavia Butler and Ursula Le Guin wrote books every bit as intellectual (and honestly, even more so) than their literary counterparts, but I am also an enjoyer of schlock!! I think thereā€™s artistic merit in animorphs, and in isekais where a japanese schoolgirl reincarnates into a magical spider who has to level up like itā€™s a video game! itā€™s like with everything, you canā€™t draw a clean line that separates ā€˜artā€™ from ā€˜non-artā€™ or even ā€˜lesser artā€™, and pretending you can do so just makes you look ignorant and goofy. in my opinion.
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iellawessiri Ā· 18 hours ago
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I donā€™t think the main goal is mass deportation. Iā€™m at work rn and will elaborate.
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iellawessiri Ā· 19 hours ago
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Gotta admit the headline is a banger.
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iellawessiri Ā· 19 hours ago
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New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.
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iellawessiri Ā· 19 hours ago
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Put my gun in my mouth in the middle of O'Connell street and some culchie child said it looked like I was blowing a dude. He said my lip placement on the barrel was to fellatioesque, normally a comment like this would make me kill myself, however I am too embarrassed to and so I simply left the city on a train
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iellawessiri Ā· 19 hours ago
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youā€™re gonna have to put yourself into a mesopotamian mindset
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iellawessiri Ā· 19 hours ago
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hell yeah
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iellawessiri Ā· 19 hours ago
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iellawessiri Ā· 2 days ago
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3pm peanut butter cup you are my breakfast of champions
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iellawessiri Ā· 2 days ago
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iellawessiri Ā· 2 days ago
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My favorite Chinese meme is just this ninja throwing a brick. I have no idea what it means but I use it all the time
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iellawessiri Ā· 2 days ago
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Walking into a room full of friends and going "Hey guys I was thinking about succumbing to nostalgia and building my politics around a mythologized idyllic past filled with heroic martyrs who die for their Wifes" and they all tackle me to the ground like I just brought a lit cigarette to an oil rig
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iellawessiri Ā· 2 days ago
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literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum
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iellawessiri Ā· 2 days ago
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Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.
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