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"that depends on who picked out the stock. Which was me this time." the proxy admits, expression turning sheepish until the man offers his praise, turning awkwardness into pride. Belle often told wise off for his lack of genre diversity - he wouldn't be surprised if she swapped out the stock when he wasn't looking. But, really! Who needed to watch that many thrillers?

       "that's a pretty good one! But if you want a more in depth documentary on the old world, I'd recommend Tea Is A Stain and Smile, it's a docuseries. The Professor, he has all these resources, inherited from his family, that have survived centuries and…" Clearing his throat, wise offers a smile, peddling back to sheepishness. "sorry, I get a little, uh, overexcited about documentaries…you should pick out what you like, obviously."

A new delivery? Lady luck is shining down upon him with favor today. Zhongli steps closer, hands held behind his back, and glances at the treasures hidden within the box. At first glance, none of the titles jump out at him, but he recognizes that he is but a novice in the field of cinema. "Gladly," he replies, smiling faintly. "What genres can I expect? Or are they assorted at random?" Zhongli wouldn't mind checking each option individually, but he won't turn down a trained experts aid when offered.

His gaze moves across the box' contents, halting when he spots one that draws his attention. He picks it up, examining the cover. "How curious. I didn't anticipate to find non-fiction today. Though I must say, it is a pleasant surprise." Documentaries have proven to be quite entertaining.

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In truth, wise had made Fairy triple-check the message he'd received from lycaon when it first came through. Not that he thought the staff of victoria housekeeping were so easily hacked - just, what could lycaon possibly have wanted to see him about? The message had come from his personal account and made no mention of business with phaetheon. Ah, unless…?

"I'm not late, am I? there was a small hoard of 'boos in the road…" tactically, the silver-haired man leans in, voice low and brows furrowed. "this isn't some undercover work is it? Lumina square isn't good for stealth. I'm clumsy and you are, well, large. In a good way."

pocket watch is flipped open, an action for him to check on the time despite the fact that there was a clock nearby. there had been no doubt, or even much of a surprise, that he had arrived moments before the planned meeting time with wise. he also didn't doubt that it would only be a matter of time before his companion would appear as well.

as soon as he closed his pocket watch, with swift movements as it was placed back in his pocket. straightening his posture, ruby red gaze lands on the individual he had been waiting on. prompt as per usual.

"good day, master proxy. i must thank you for being able to meet with me today." / @idwashed

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"and this couldn't wait until morning?" urgency usually meant imminent danger - something that wise liked to avoid where possible. danger usually meant running & he'd done enough of that back at the outer ring. Still, it is nicole, and wise couldn’t bring himself to kick her out.

          "we're talking it through before I agree." turning, wise heads into the staff room, trusting that nicole would follow. with ease he turns on the tv - volume hurriedly lowered - before attention returns to the cunning hare. "let's keep it down. waking belle is like a death wish on the entire universe."

"well that's no way to greet a loyal partner," nicole retorts, ignoring how his words only stung just a bit. it wasn't the first time wise or belle had commented on how nicole was still in debt to them, & it would far be the last. she was intent in paying them back... one of these days. that was besides the point at the moment! she wasn't ignorant to the store hours at all ( especially with how frequently the cunning hares were around ), but that was why she was here now. it wasn't worth waiting for the next day & she couldn't properly explain it in a text.

somehow, as if he was able to read his mind, the leader of the cunning hares cleared her throat at his question. "but to answer you simply, yes. we took on another commission & i figured it would be best if we collaborated on this. i'll make sure you get twenty-five percent of the fee."

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Mindhunter Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from Mindhunter (2017-2019). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You followed procedure. You did your job. You did everything by the book."

"You're not responsible for diagnosing anyone. That's not your remit."

"What kind of grown-up lets their parents choose their clothes for them?"

"Would you please stop? You're relentless!"

"Can't we just go someplace we could talk?"

"I've been warned to watch out for women like you."

"Are criminals born, or are they formed?"

"How can you figure out the criminal mind if you can't even figure out your girlfriend?"

"Why are you so tense?"

"It's not easy. Butchering people is hard work."

"I'm not an expert, I'm not an authority - I'm just an extremely accomplished murderer who spent my adult life successfully evading capture."

"I need you to understand that whatever you think, there is a distinct possibility that he's manipulating you."

"Listen, we need to know exactly how worried we need to be."

"How do you know where I live?"

"How do we get ahead of crazy if we don't know how crazy thinks?"

"I'm adopting a façade of caring."

"You'd be less fidgety if you smoked cigarettes."

"You're the modern Sherlock Holmes!"

"It feels good, doesn't it? To fly home having got the bad guy, just like in the movies."

"I didn't see it coming. You could have been killed, and I didn't see it coming."

"You have no idea what I'm trying to say, do you?"

"What else is a criminal except somebody who can't function in society?"

"Without a doubt, you have more experience, but why rub it in his face?"

"I'm not trying to make you feel bad. Well, maybe a little."

"All fathers are absent fathers."

"I'm not intimidated by being around women who are smarter than me."

"Men often say that, but they don't mean it."

"You know, psychopaths are extremely skilled at imitating human emotions. It's how they manipulate other people, or how they gain power over their environment."

"How do you understand emotions if you don't have them?"

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haven't been here in a minute but i miss my boy.

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🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

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genshin!wise is cryo / catalyst user / healer unit

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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THE HERALD OF ANDRASTE? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?

RP blog for the Inquisitor of DA:I. 21+. mutuals only. cherished by adam. promo credit xx

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I've always enjoyed the protective dynamic wise & belle both share with each other, but with that being rooted in a traumatic event and angst? juicy. 10/10/ no notes.

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*moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*

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General Sentences, Vol. 20

(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Take me to your leader."

"Am I under arrest?"

"If you think about it, this is quite the honour!"

"Since when did you develop emotional intelligence?"

"I've dreamt about this moment for so many years..."

"Do me one last favour, for old time's sake?"

"Nobody is untouchable."

"You can't protect me from everything."

"This reminds me of a horror movie I saw..."

"Are you in love with him?"

"Do you want a tattoo?"

"Is that a grey hair?"

"I suppose this could have gone a lot worse."

"It's probably better if you don't ask what I'm doing."

"Shouldn't you be resting?"

"Does anybody care what I think?"

"There really aren't any normal days in this job, are there?"

"Do you really think you can win?"

"Are you sure you don't want to see a doctor?"

"I heard you were looking for me?"

"There are some things that man should not know."

"What am I supposed to call you?"

"Why don't I tell you a story?"

"You know me; I'm always careful!"

"This was the best day of my life!"

"Do me one last favour, for old time's sake?"

"Nothing ever changes with you, does it?"

"Apology not accepted."

"For a moment there, I thought you were an angel."

"Not everything is as it seems."

"What's the harm in letting me try?"

"Are you willing to make a bargain?"

"What? Have I got something in my teeth?"

"I'm sorry, does that hurt?"

"Do you want to talk about it, or should we just pretend like we already did?"

"I really don't want to have this conversation right now."

"I think you've had enough to drink."

"Do you have nothing better to do?"

"How come you always make fun of me?"

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i am wise. wise is me.

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i gotta crank it up i miss being here. boop this for a lil starter!

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send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

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JANE DOE ❖ undercover r&b

The big bad daddy who cussed you out every day is gone and yet you still miss him. What are you, a bunch of daddy's boys?

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wise not being able to stomach thriller movies is hilarious. king ur life is a thriller.