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Happy Chinese New Year 2025 From Kabuto, Anko, & Orochimaru!!!🏮🏮🏮🏮🏮

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Kids interact with other shinobi go!!

And а little bonus:

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nope. wasnt me.

A non-descript Jonin stood before Tsunade in her office, in their hands was a very meticulously wrapped package. It looked as though it were a severed head. The jonin muttered something along the lines 'That it was too light to be an actual head.'

If Tsunade's curiosity got the better of her, she'd note that its weight did not signify. Once opened, if she'd dare, there would be an explosion of fine, purple glitter.

Severed heads? She could handle those.

Hell, she’d lopped off a fair few herself. Blood, guts—didn’t even blink.

But this? This was worse.

Her eye twitched. Violently.

Glitter. Everywhere.

She’d take gore over glitter any day. Any. Fucking. Day.

“MITARASHI!!!”

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byesexual

they call me the bi guy on account of the fact that i am bisexual

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is there a suggestion box ?

Hokage Rant of the Day

The thing about leading a village? Everyone’s an expert at your job except you.

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@haganekotetsu @izumokamizuki

@designatedadult @whotookmysenbon

My boyfriend just moved my hair out of my face and tucked it behind my ear and then said to me “I look better than you”

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heh i don't remember that one being in there... lemme see

Tsunade’s curiosity had been piqued the moment she overheard Izumo muttering, “We don’t talk about my teen hairstyle.”

That was all the invitation she needed.

By the time she had his personnel file in her hands, she was practically vibrating with anticipation. Flipping through to his early Chūnin days, she found it—and dear gods, it was glorious. The sheer audacity of the monstrosity made her laughter explode like a detonated paper bomb, echoing through the Hokage Building loud enough for everyone to hear.

Now, every time she sees Izumo, it’s a battle not to burst out laughing again. And let’s face it—she doesn’t always win. More than once, she’s had to turn away, shoulders shaking as a rather undignified snort slips through.

@izumokamizuki

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sorry to break it to ya Kamizuki, but that emo look of yours takes the cake *slips Izumo an envelope of photos* have your fill. post them all on the bulletin for all i care... just don't get caught.

Tsunade’s curiosity had been piqued the moment she overheard Izumo muttering, “We don’t talk about my teen hairstyle.”

That was all the invitation she needed.

By the time she had his personnel file in her hands, she was practically vibrating with anticipation. Flipping through to his early Chūnin days, she found it—and dear gods, it was glorious. The sheer audacity of the monstrosity made her laughter explode like a detonated paper bomb, echoing through the Hokage Building loud enough for everyone to hear.

Now, every time she sees Izumo, it’s a battle not to burst out laughing again. And let’s face it—she doesn’t always win. More than once, she’s had to turn away, shoulders shaking as a rather undignified snort slips through.

@izumokamizuki

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"... in that case, I'll take two" Anko swatted away Shizune's hand as she reached for the steaming sake. Anko smirks after taking back two shots while patting Tonton on the head, "You know Lady Tsunade, you're a great Hokage."

"Ugh, I feel so sick my brain hurts..."

Anko groans as she lazily drags herself into the Hokage office. She slams her mission report on the desk in front of the Godaime, causing scrolls to fall from the piles of paperwork onto the floor. Her face is flushed as she rolls her head back.

Legendary medic or not, even the Godaime wasn’t immune to the dreaded flu—her latest nemesis in a long list of miserable foes. What was her solution now that chakra was of little use? Steaming sake, of course—much to Shizune’s horror.

Tsunade didn’t even look up at the loud slam of the report, too engrossed in her steaming sake. She took another sip, the heat doing little to dull the grumbling headache. Her gaze slowly shifted to Anko, who looked like she’d been dragged through a storm and shoved into the Hokage office.

Tsunade’s only response was a dead fish stare, followed by a grunt as she downed more of the steaming liquid. After a moment, her eyes softened, and she sighed, clearly worn down by her own misery.

“Want some Mitarashi?” Tsunade’s voice was low, the smirk barely hidden as she looked at Anko.

Shizune’s screeching began immediately, clearly appalled by the sight. Tsunade let her go on, feeling the familiar ache in her temples. “Ignore Shizune. That’s an order.”

And as Shizune continued her lecture in the background, Tsunade just took another sip, clearly unbothered.

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Allow me to propose a concept to you all. *Ahem*….. 

 They👏 All 👏CoULD’VE 👏BEEN👏 FRIENDS- *Sobs*

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oh? you like my sense of humor the best? well i guess you have good taste, unlike these pesky academy students.

... you're my favorite lovable idiot y'know ♡ come join me for some dango :3

Out of all the tokubestu jonin, who would you say are the coolest amongst the group?

who knows?? i don't have a specific way to quantify coolness

they're all pretty cool

i like @idreamofdango the best tho, she's got the best sense of humor

and she likes getting in trouble with me

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"Aww Pakkun" scoops him up and smooshes his cheeks "It's not very nice snatching up wallets from drunken Jonin" Anko puts the wallet into her pocket "Let's find Kakashi..."

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"Care to join? I may have helped myself to some of Gai's wallet when he was drunk."

Pakkun pulled out the said green wallet.

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@whotookmysenbon

And here’s Genma by himself

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where's the lie ?

my new years resolution is to bite my friends more often so they know that I love them

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Wishing everyone a Happy New Year!

2024 was full of fun shenanigans 💜 seriously yall are amazing !!

@whotookmysenbon @scarecrow-in-a-hatake @selenophilephile @morino-ibiki @wolfdemonofkonoha @senjutsunade @irukasenseii @haganekotetsu @izumokamizuki

and to all of our moots and anons following along ♡

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oi ! don't fuck this up for the rest of us

Buying the least expensive bottle of sake for the party tonight in honor of @senjutsunade.