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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
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I finally started watching Only Murders and oh my god why did no one tell me that Oliver Putnam would become another one of my Characters of All Time. he’s broke. he’s a spendthrift. he’s flamboyant. he’s straight. he has impeccable taste. he eats expired hummus with a fork. he tries to Music Man his way through life. he thinks he’s honest. all the world is his stage and he’s a terrible director. he refuses to learn from a single mistake he has made. the only thing limber about him is his mental gymnastics. he’s perfect I love him.
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well, i know chess AND highways. drives my rook down i-65 to c2
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starting a collection
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fish want me women divorce me
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umm awesome ad i just got wtf
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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65
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Crime and punishment
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Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*
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It's showtime! 💜🕸
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Based on a conversation some of my friends had about Dipper and Mabel becoming warriors kids- I can't take credit for the idea or dialogue, but it WAS fun bringing it to life.
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
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