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This is a lesbian sex party invitation from 1970s San Francisco. I love that it has coffee stains on it, like it was left out on a table for a while.

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Fundamental modes of social interaction on Tumblr:

Piecing together people’s tragic backstories from strings of cryptic utterances

Reminiscing about stuff that happened last week like it was about a thousand years ago

Unprompted autobiographical monologues that make absolutely no sense to anyone who’s not you because everybody else is missing 90% of the required context

Responding to emotionally moving pronouncements with inarticulate noises

Casting spells

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my current work is hard to color because i love weird filters and effects now, here’s one

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i loveeeee seeing paintings of men where its clear the artist just absolutely loved men. you know what im talking about? the sort of paintings of men that radiate such warmth and love off them….

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Peter Cushing's Hammer Trio makes an appearance before spoopy month ends!

1) Sherlock Holmes

2) Victor Frankenstein

3) Van Helsing

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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found heironymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

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Lets Goooooooo Shoutout to @leanmeantrashmachine and @dingdongyouarewrong

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I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that

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whenever vampires aren't a little homoerotic....idk wtf that's about

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i love horror so much i love when it’s so garbage that you can’t help but laugh at it and i love when it’s the pretentious film major type of horror where nothing happens for two hours and i love when it’s so mediocre you can’t form an opinion on it and i love when it absolutely doesn’t make sense

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Josef Fenneker

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draws jonah magnus with an earth-shattering ass because he had to have SOMETHING to convince the god-fearing good gentlemen of regency england to fund his spooky bitch institute

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WHAT DO VOYEURS SEE

WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR ?

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this is so fuckin funny but uhhh also a really good example for why its so important to remember the tohutō

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mmmm him