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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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And this is exactly why they hate fact checking.

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My husband and I have a new bit. My husband likes to flip off our blind cat and every time I protest he points out 1) she cannot see and 2) she is a cat and doesn’t understand the significance of a human middle finger.

I have started aggressively pointing finger hearts at her to combat his middle finger energy and somehow we’ve agreed whoever can beam their finger energy at her from closer without touching her has the more powerful energy.

So imagine two human adults finger-wrestling three inches from a blind cat who could not care less

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NEW YORK (AP) — New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday told hospitals that they would be violating state law if they stop offering gender-affirming care for people under age 19 in response to an executive order from President Donald Trump aimed at curtailing federal funding for such treatments.

In a letter, James, a Democrat, told health care facilities that refusing to provide the treatments would violate New York’s anti-discrimination laws.

“Regardless of the availability of federal funding, we write to further remind you of your obligations to comply with New York State laws,” her letter reads.

Everyone say thank you to NY Attorney General Letitia James!!!

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On my Ark siblings nonsense, giving them peak sibling interaction from Lilo and stitch

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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

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lower decks is like 90% fan service. however I am the fan it is servicing so that is ok

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You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

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Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

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Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

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Jon on his way to make something incredibly rational🪓

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hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

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Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song