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idlebirdsparagon · 5 hours ago

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When Rome falls, I fear we shall split the heavens in celebration. And fuck Jupiter as he plummets to the earth. Spartacus: War of the Damned | Enemies of Rome

#starz spartacus #nagron

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idlebirdsparagon · 6 hours ago

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Spartacus stands displeased with celebrations end! I was not one who caused offense. — SPARTACUS: WAR OF THE DAMNED (3.03) MEN OF HONOR

#starz spartacus #nagron

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idlebirdsparagon · 8 hours ago

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My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

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idlebirdsparagon · 15 hours ago

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once again shout out to the captioner's for this show

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idlebirdsparagon · 15 hours ago

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idlebirdsparagon · 16 hours ago

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#dragon age #the veilguard #morrigan

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idlebirdsparagon · 2 days ago

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"oh you know him"

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idlebirdsparagon · 3 days ago

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i want to give up

#how is any of this worth it #even my fucking therapist looks at me like 'oh god'#its all so much #and im so tired #i wont do anything and ill still be here #but this is a lot #and i feel like im being punished for hoping i would be happy by 27 #instead im in the work bathroom coughing up old blood and debris worried about goal numbers and rent #gotta go take my antibiotic now #health and wellness is important you know :|

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idlebirdsparagon · 3 days ago

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#hey. um listen #i made the mistake of cultivating a stream of consciousness creative workflow #which means when inspiration hits it's at 90mph minimum #which is awesome #unfortunately #i do not get to pick the car nor the road #and the destination is always unknown even if i have one in mind because any detour might make for a better one #(like i have vague fever dream outlines for stories. and visual art pieces are nebulous and massaged until done tbh)#im dramatic. i generally have a handle on it. it's just a lot #im sure my tags can attest to such

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idlebirdsparagon · 3 days ago

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I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this