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the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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when i remember that no amount of waiting will make me brave and no amount of fear will keep me safe

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

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Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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We all need floor time sometimes

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day ??? of missing Verity Willis

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Safewording out of the divorceplay scene because she started threatening to take the Lord of the Rings extended editions if I didn’t pay alimony

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been getting really into bed recently

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something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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does anyone have the foggiest