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Joanne the plot of the book series which is the only reason you have any worth whatsoever hinges on the transformative power of unconditional love
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Twitter made the Jewish lady that posted this delete it for “threatening violence.”
Her followers spent the rest of the day tweeting this. Trolls couldn’t keep up.
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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life
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PIRACY MASTERPOST
FREE STEAM GAMES
ALL SIMS 4 DLC
VIMM'S LAIR (a website full of emulators and ROMs, especially for Nintendo games/consoles!)
BASICALLY PHOTOSHOP BUT FREE
FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS
EVEN MORE FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS (AFDAH)
FREE MINECRAFT (TLAUNCHER)
THE PIRATE BAY
3DS EMULATOR (CITRA)
3DS ROMS
ALL ADOBE PRODUCTS FOR FREE
ANIME AND TV SHOW PIRACY
A HUGE MASTERPOST OF PIRACY INFORMATION AND SOURCES
SPOTIFY + YOUTUBE WITHOUT ADS
Feel free to reblog with more!
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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i'm founding a new school of media criticism which i've decided to call Bitism. the Bitist school of literary analysis asks a simple question: is this work committed to the bit?
you see, any work of fiction is either committed to the bit or it's not. the worst thing a piece of media can be is ashamed of its own premise, of the genre it in habits, of the tropes and aesthetics we expect from it. to be committed to the bit does not inherently make it good, but it makes it more worthy of respect than those which are not.
also, that's not to say that a story cannot parody or criticize the genre it inhabits or mimics. we can discuss the bit, we can deconstruct the bit, we can ask ourselves whether or not it's a good bit, but to commit to it first will strengthen these discussions, not detract from them. commitment to the bit is, after all, the first step to genuine sincerity. and sincerity will exalt and elevate parody such that it can stand on its own feet.
commitment to the bit turns melodrama into camp, elevates parody to biting commentary, and allows cringe to open up into a resonant, if unpolished, expression of true emotion.
fully expect bitism to take the literary world by storm sometime in the next few years.
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need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
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isat but i gave them access to colors
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To form yourself around other people..
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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.
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if u unironically use the word theyfab u are just, like, a really awful person. idc who you are that is just straight up transphobia. i dont understand how trans ppl can uncritically say that without hearing themselves. horrific
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