bones side blog of @aardvaarkadrian // 20 // they/them
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In the Bones universe can you imagine Brennens Wikipedia page? Her dad was on trial for murder, who mother was murdered, she’s a bestselling author who was buried alive, she works with and now has a relationship with a FBI agent who inspires her bestselling novels plural that got turned into a movie where there was a real dead body on the set when she just so happened to be there right before she was framed for murder and went on the run.
The first sentence of her Wikipedia page during this time must’ve been wild:
“Temperance Brennen is a best selling novelist, forensic anthropologist, person of interest in a criminal investigation, and current fugitive”
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I love how it’s a running joke in bones the Brennan wants everything remotely near the remains shipped back to the Jeffersonian, but I find it even funnier when watching the first season and first half of the second where it was usually Booths idea to take everything. He really created a monster, huh
#he really did lol. most of the crime scene protocol stuff that she now insists on was introduced by booth#remember this girl was carrying skulls in her purse and picking evidence up w her bare hands pre-booth/fbi work#she used to only care about Looking At The Bones. it’s booth’s fault that she cares about the crime scene stuff! oops!
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Bones | The Santa in the Slush ► As adults we're imbued by the pragmatic routines of life, which makes it difficult for us to regard anything with childlike wonder. But, you know, it's alright for us to try. We put on silly hats, and drape trees with sparkly lights, and wrap gifts in garish paper, and that's good for us. It's not only alright for us to allow children the transient experience of innocence and joy, it's our responsibility.
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im exactly like her except dumb and not as showstoppingly gorgeous
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BONES, 1x01
“A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery-”
“Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It’s a cemetery.”
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“hey, I’m a rational empiricist all the way… unless you talk to my mother, and then I’m lutheran.” zack addy i will love you forever
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Love how in their very first undercover venture Brennan manages to argue down from "married" to just "loosely committed," but by the end of season 6 she's instead arguing up from "girlfriend " to "fiancee"
That's character development
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gay is used very loosely here but i think booth has some repressed homosexual thoughts
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we do not talk enough about how smart sweets is, my boy has two phds by the age a lot of people are just finishing up their undergrad
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I will be the back end of a cow. So, no costume? Naomi, from Paleontology, has agreed to be my front. Oh, so many jokes, so little time.
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hannah & brennan - requested by anonymous
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