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Guys, the government is watching me! My sister sent me a TikTok of Moo Deng, but I never actually watched it because of complicated reasons I don't fully understand myself! BUT! Now, Moo Deng has completely invaded my Tumblr! THEY'RE WATCHING!

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Oh my goodness! Happy Birthday!

AGH AGH OUGH SHEJEJEJHS HAPPY BORN TO ME!!!! SOBBING BAWLING CRYING ON THE FLOOR… OUGH I FEEL SO LOVED AND SO GRATEFUL!!! SCREAMING!!!! LOVE HOU ALL JEJEJEJEEJJ EXPLODES

Plus this thing. I love it SO much sfjjtdtjdjt

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Okay, who thinks that the gardener with a mountain of mental issues can fight a lion?

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Now this, this is beautiful.

The teeniest of boops

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Okay, I think I have a Pokémon for everyone in Class 78:

Makoto Naegi - Rattata, because it's one of the most plain, basic Normal-Types ever, and being boring is Makoto's entire personality.

Aoi Asahina - Floatzel, because obviously she needs a Water-Type, and I think Floatzel is the closest to being about swimming without being a fish.

Byakuya Togami - Persian, because he's a dumbass idiot who thinks he's a James Bond villain.

Celestia Ludenberg - Either Purugly or Gothitelle, because Purugly is like her actual cat and Gothitelle vits with her vibe. Slight tangent, but it's weird how we don't have a vampire Pokémon, right?

Chihiro Fujisaki - Porygon-Z, because it's like a living computer virus, or something.

Hifumi Yamada - Gardevoir or Vaporeon. We all know why.

Junko Enoshima - Bewear, because between it, Beartic, Ursaring, and Ursaluna, it's the closest to having a teddy bear vibe. However, if Fakemon are acceptable, than I would instead say Regigrimm, which is a Dark-Type Regi made from human suffering and despair.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru - Unfezant, because I'm fairly certain it's supposed to be a Green Pheasant and that's Japan's National Bird.

Kyoko Kirigiri - Arcanine, because every Officer Jenny has a Growlithe, and since she's a super detective, I feel that's close enough.

Leon Kuwata - There aren't really baseball Pokémon, so I'mma just say an Electrode since it's a ball.

Mondo Owada - Cyclizar. It's a motorcycle lizard.

Mukuro Ikusaba - Lucario, because there aren't really any soldier Pokémon, but Lucario is at least Fighting/Steel. Once again, if Fakemon are allowed, I'd instead say Woond.

Sakura Ogami - Hitmontop, since Tyrogue's evolutions are based on whether its Attack or Defense are higher or even, and since Sakura practices MMA to be an all-rounder of sorts, and Tyrogue evolves into Hitmontop when its Attack and Defense are equal, it's perfect.

Sayaka Maizono - Primarina, because the opera singer seal mermaid is the closest thing to a Japanese idol singer.

Toko Fukawa - Garbodor, because there aren't really any book, scissor, or serial killer Pokémon. I mean, there's Sizor, but other than its name, it doesn't really connect to Scissors in anyway. Anyways, Garbodor because she has a pet stink bug. Skuntank also works, I guess.

Yasuhiro Hagakure - Xatu, because obviously he needs a Psychic-Type, and Xatu is constantly gazing into the future, which is kind of close to Hiro being an idiot.

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Huh... Interesting. Very... Interesting.

My Roman Empire is the fact that the beldam canonically had a mother who she is implied to have killed (and confirmed to have buried alive)

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I have no idea where this is going but I am 100% behind it!

FUN

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So, anyone else think that Record of Ragnarok's Beelzebub is very similar to Sunny from OMORI? Seriously, think about it for a second.

Both of them have people they care about who are dead, and they also blame themselves for said deaths. For Sunny, that's Mari, and for Beelzebub, that's Lucifer, Azazel, Samael, and Lilith.

They both hallucinate the ghosts of said dead people haunting them.

They both have a kind of sort of sentient being that's an important part of them that kind of sort of hates them. For Sunny, it's OMORI who wants Sunny to kill himself at the end of the game, and for Beelzebub, that's Satan who shows up whenever Beelzebub is happy just to make his life horrible.

Their problems-not all of their problems but at least a few-are resolved after confronting this entity.

The important female in their lives who is now dead wants them to keep living. Mari's pretty clear about that as a ghost-though to be fair, Sunny might have been hallucinating her too-and Lilith literally put an anti-suicide tattoo on Beelzebub in her last moments.

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Back with Pokémon, and I'm pretty sure that Charlie would have an entire team of Pokémon that evolve via friendship, so, like, Crobat, Frosmoth, Umbreon, Espeon, all them.

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I have decided to revisit my earlier Pokémon brainrot and declare that Coraline has either a Banette or Mimikyu, maybe both.

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Okay, so seeing as the series finale just came out, this may be a bit late to realize this, but... Was Uzi's catchphrase being "Bite me!" a reference to Bender from Futurama this whole time?

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Alright, still on this from the other day, and I think I got more for Helluva Boss. Blitz would have a Zebstrika, I mean come on, it's an Equine Pokémon and its prevo is called Blitzle, it's perfect! Moxxie gets an Inteleon, cause it's a sniper and I feel like Sobble is Moxxie's spirit animal, er, Pokémon. I kind of gave up with Millie and Loona, but I settled on Perrserker and Houndoom respectively. Should be obvious why, Millie's a berserker (and just has the vibe of someone who has a cat, not lots of cats, just a cat in general) and Houndoom is supposed to be a Hellhound.

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Yo, this is really cool! On the one hand, I can't decide if I love or hate Danganronpa, but on the other hand, I love OMORI and the art is so good I'm ignoring the first hand entirely!

sunny and mari as despair siblings. suggested by a close friend

im not an avid dr fan but tbh they were fun to design 😭 might do more on this

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I'm still on my Pokemon brainrot from the other day, and I'm pretty sure the protagonist from Fate/Grand Order would have a Furret. No, I do NOT need to explain why. If you know, you know, and if you don't, then take a walk.

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You ever just... Ponder what kind of Pokemon fictional characters would have? Cause I've been wandering back to this hypothetical for OMORI a lot, and so far, all I've got is Basil has a Sunflora and maybe a Doubledge while Sunny has an entire alphabet of Unown and/or a Banette that may or may not be Mari cause dead people sometimes turn into Ghost-Types in Pokemon.

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Look, I'm not defending Mordecai and Rigby or anything, but I think people are way too hard on these guys. Like, how the flying french toast were they supposed to know that they would get dragged to Cool Court for being too cool, or any of the other insane crap that happens to them on a daily basis for doing pretty mundane stuff. Also, people are way too lenient on Benson, like that man is dangerously unstable, but all I ever hear is that Benson is a reasonable boss and everyone would love to work for him. Yeah, sure, I'd love to work for a guy who TURNS INTO A SPIRIT BOMB BECAUSE HE DIDN'T YELL FOR A FEW HOURS!