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Just wanted to remind you all that Tyrantrum is roughly 8'02" tall, while Lady Dimitrescu is 9'06" tall. I don't know what's more shocking here. The fact that the vampire is taller than a t-rex, or that the t-rex is shorter than the vampire.

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You ever just... Get a vibe from people? I feel Sunny just got a vibe that Hero would be really into Capitalism and extrapolated from there.

Another one dug from, the drafts:

Omori thought

You know what’s funny? Bossman Hero is funny

Sunny. Why’d you give your friend an evil capitalism alter ego? How exactly did it occur to you to do that? What’s the logic there?

Sometimes I just wanna put Sunny in a terrarium and study him his brain works in such strange ways

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Is it bad that the Onward one made me immediately think of Sunny being a D&D Nerd? Also, in regards to the Faraway Catalogue, FECK OFF GABRIEL!

Just discovered this in my notes app

Honestly these are good concepts… might still write some of these

Not all of these are exactly self explanatory so to elaborate… “sunflower but biblical Armageddon” was an idea I had where post neutral ending during their funerals the end of the world happens and they both wake up undead and get a second chance at life expect also the world is in the process of ending so they have like a week at most to do that

“Witch basil fic” is just a fic where incident never happened and Basil is magical and idk shenanigans! “Witch Basil but onward” is a witch Basil fic where the incident DOES happen but years later Basil uses magic to try and resurrect Mari, this does not work very well and Basil is forced to go to Sunny for help, they go on a quest having to drag a brainless undead Mari along with them in a somewhat similar vein to the Disney Pixar movie “onward”

“Sunny and Basil missing 411” is a fic where Basil and Sunny run away together but set from the perspective of Polly who can only assume the worst, dedicating herself completely to finding them because she’s afraid they (mostly Basil) are in danger out there, from Polly’s perspective it’s a detective thriller because she runs into a lot of crazy stuff along the way and is slowly loosing her mind king in yellow style, from Sunny and Basil’s perspective this is a coming of age romcom.

Anyway. Id y’all have thoughts on this go ahead but mainly I’m posting this so I remember lol

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You know what I want? Fanfics for Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss that explore old Biblical stories, because I think with these weird interpretations of these same characters, we can get something interesting. Like, shameless self-plug, but in one of my fics on AO3, I have referenced King Solomon A LOT because with these versions of the Goetia, Bee and Asmodeus included, I think that those stories of him summoning them as servants to build his temple and all that could be really interesting. Another interesting one is in the Divine Comedy or Dante's Inferno if you prefer, while Dante & Virgil are in Hell, there's some passage in there that implies Beelzebub threw Lucifer into Cocytus, like, wow, can you IMAGINE a fic with Hazbin's Lucifer getting tossed into Cocytus by Bee? That would be so freakin' interesting! There's even an old story where Asmodeus falls in love with a human woman named Sarah and kind of goes all Yandere, killing 7 of her husbands before Raphael comes down from Heaven and tells him to piss off. There is ABSOLUTELY a fic stemming from that unhealthy interaction to how sweet his relationship with Fizzarolli is.

Seriously, if these fics exist, someone point them out to me! The teenager who had an 'obsessed with demons phase' in me needs this!

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Hey, I know I said I was only making two posts about Undertale, but the first two inspired a third. What happens during Genocide Route Storyshift? From the little I understand, Storyshift Chara provides the same nigh impossible challenge that Sans does in Undertale, but with the added benefit of being able to reset just like Frisk can, so whenever Chara dies, they just pop right back into existence to shoot more magic red knives at Frisk, so, is that it? Is that just the end? Frisk and Chara hypothetically fighting forever in the Judgement Hall? What the fuck is Storyshift Sans doing during all of this? As much as I think the fandom has overhyped Sans at times, HE'S STILL SANS! Like, what is he doing during all this?!

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Here's my second post for Undertale today; Why doesn't Chara have a name? And furthermore, why does the player get to name them? Like, yeah, if you use the name Chara when starting a new game in Undertale, you get a bit of text calling it the True Name, but that's more or less a joke. In the True Pacificist route it has some weight with Asriel, as it shows him not really seeing Frisk as their own person and only seeing you, the player, metawise but also only seeing his dead sibling who means so much to him. But then, in the Genocide route, Chara shows up to kill you and end the world at the end using the name that you gave them, and like... What? I think that's a big part of why people got confused on who the villain of the Genocide route was. It was never the First Fallen Human, it was you, the player, who went out of their way to kill every monster you could find, and when this undead child shows up using the name we picked, taking about how they've returned to end the world, it does make a convenient scapegoat that took the fandom a few years to figure out. So, with all that being said, why was this done? Why do you decide what the Fallen Human's name is? Why do you name debatably the second most important character, and why is that same name used to refer to player, who is arguably the most important character in Undertale?

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Alright, I got two posts to make about Undertale today and here's the first; Undertale AUs are to Undertale what League of Legends skin lines are to League of Legends. Seriously, think about it; Most of the League of Legends skin lines (the good ones anyway) are about reinterpreting the characters in hypothetical alternate universes. Star Guardians turns them into Sailor Moon, High Noon pumps them full of cowboy demon angel nonsense, Battle Academia is basically My Hero Academia with a bit of Harry Potter dashed in, etcetera. Undertale AUs are the exact same thing. Underfell is if the monsters became assholes after getting locked up Underground, Outerfell is if they were shot into space instead, Horrotale reimagines the whole thing as a horror experience like Outlast, Underswap switches the roles characters play in the story with their natural opposite (Sans & Papyrus, Toriel & Asgore, you get it), and Storyshift does the same but it does it a lot more randomly (Chara takes Sans' roll in the story, Sans takes Asgore's, etcetera).

I guess what I'm trying to say is this; If Undertale was a hero shooter like Overwatch or even a MOBA like League of Legends, Sans is the character that the makers of the game love way too much and give way too many skins for (Ink, Error, Nightmare & Dream, Dusttale, Crosstale (though I'll admit Gaster looks kind of cool)), Chara is the character everyone hates on, even though in the lore they technically did nothing wrong (for the most part), probably cause they're really overpowered like Bastion in Overwatch, and Frisk probably has a similar deal as Kayn from League of Legends.

Is it weird that I even thought of this? Yes. Do I care? No.

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I'm sorry, there's something called a Bleeding Heart Dove and we don't have a Pokémon based on that?! Seriously, look at this thing and tell me it wouldn't make a fantastic GHOST/FLYING Type!

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I think this goes without saying, but I'm pretty sure this guy qualifies as a Grand Berserker:

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It's weird that we don't have an archetype themed around Metal Gear. Seriously, there's an archetype that's essentially Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, an archetype consisting of VTubers that moonlight as jewel thieves, and another archetype that is literally Star Wars mixed with Wicked. And yeah, there are a few archetypes that have mechs, like Rescue-ACE for example, but still. Konami, you own both franchises, I don't know how you got away with Kozmo, there's an entire series of cards referencing Gradius, including a card that's straight-up called Gradius, where's a Metal Gear archetype?

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I have seen very few Among Us headcannons, but I've arbitrarily decided that this is the best one.

MUSHIE DO YOU LIKE HENRY STICK MAAAAANNNNNNNNN

YEAH I ALWAYS HEADCANONED THAT IT WERE STICK MEN IN THERE

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Hey, sword fans, I got a question for ya. Does a sword's construction change how you wield it? This seems like an obvious question, but I'm not a sword expert, so I wanted to know. Cause I was thinking about it, and I don't know if a style made for using something like a Katana would work using a scimitar or a European sword of similar length.

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The fruits of your labor are indeed appreciated, as I now understand why the crack worm is a piece of shit. Godspeed Cleg, godspeed! *salute*

So originally I was going to respond to this summarising why I hate this fuckass worm so much but. It’s genuinely hard to put into words how insufferable he is so I made a video about it instead. Here is Cleg’s comprehensive “why Warren sucks” guide!!!!!

( @idksomethingclever99 i tried to put this in a reblog earlier but it completely broke (for some reason tumblr does that when you try to add a video to a reblog because youre. not meant to??? very strange) so im being forced to make a separate post for it skdjks)

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Never seen DHMIS, but from what I know, I'm afraid to ask, what did the crack addicted worm do?

i cannot stress enough how desperately i actually need this guy DEAD and BURIED. the hatred that burns in my heart for this piece of shit could outshine a thousand fires. if i ever catch this fucker in real life its ON SIGHT. I will PUMMEL HIM. BIGGEST opp for real. do not test me

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You know, I was gonna make a two nickles comment about Basil and Curly, but that also kind of implies a pseudo two nickles comment about Sunny and Jimmy, which just doesn't feel right, considering one of them is a fucking scumbag piece of shit, and the other is Sunny.

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Holy shit, I thought it was just me!

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Don't know if this was ever really brought up, but I'mma ramble for a second. So, the Omnitrix scanned several subjects, storing copies of their DNA inside it to allow whoever has the Omnitrix (Ben) to transform into those aliens. More specifically, it turns the user (Ben) into essentially a perfect copy of that scanned alien (like Zs'Skayr). Other than Zs'Skayr and the Andromeda aliens, I don't know if any of the subjects that Azmuth used are ever actually named. However, with all that being said, I think Azmuth scanned himself for the DNA sample that would be Grey Matter. I assume it's a younger version of Azmuth, but still.