idiots-lovers

[idiots-lovers]

Happy valentine's day, gays on my computer! You are all hot as hell and deserve a flowers today

Especially if you're fat

Especially if you're gnc

Especially if you're butch

Especially if you're a queer of colour

Especially if you're trans

Especially if you're disabled

Especially if you don't get all the love you deserve for existing bc the fact that you do is beautiful and amazing and I love you all <3

[idiots-lovers]

No, no, I swear I’m a really good cook normally. It’s just that I lost track of time and burned it because you pressed me against the counter and ground your cock into my ass while you whispered about all the noises you want to hear me make.

[idiots-lovers]

I’ll cook for you, clean for you, care for you. All I ask is that you fuck me until I can’t form words <3

[idiots-lovers]

Well, if you’re going to grab my hair, you might as well pull my neck back at an uncomfortable angle til I’m grasping to hold onto your shoulders as you lean in and whisper degrading threats in my ear. 

[idiots-lovers]

Making out while sitting on their lap is good, but when they? Grab your hips? And pull you into their crotch because they just can’t help themselves they need your pussy on them? And moan desperately as they push and pull without rhythm? Need that right now.

[idiots-lovers]

I want someone to put something in my drink while I'm not looking, and then take me home while the bartender thinks that they're my partner or friend, and then getting tied up nice and tight and forced to take it, screaming about how I can't take it, and how whatever is inside of me it too much, whether its a dildo, a cock, a tongue, fingers, a vibrator, or even my own panties balled up. I want someone to treat me nasty while they make me cum over and over, or just dont ket me cum at all :-((

[idiots-lovers]

You know what’s so crazy? I have a long tongue. It’s true, runs in my family. When I stretch out all the way, I can lick the bottom of my chin. Wanna find out how far it can reach inside you?

[idiots-lovers]

all boobs are perfect, all pussies are perfect, all girldicks are perfect.

[idiots-lovers]

Hey girlie, would you let a trans girl fuck that little pussy? How do you feel with the idea of having my dick inside your tight and wet pussy?

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fuckkk please I want all women. I promise to make a mess all over your dick, please give it to me? Want you to stretch my cunt out til I'm shaped like your personal toy inside

[idiots-lovers]

Look, I’ve been using my brain for an impressive amount of time consecutively. I think it deserves a break. Want to have filthy rough sex until my mind melts and I can’t speak?

[idiots-lovers]

In case it wasn't already made clear by the unabashedly filthy shit i post, I do in fact welcome any and all horny asks. Non horny asks are also absolutely welcome!

[idiots-lovers]

Favorite thing about inexperienced/virgin partners? When you show them what you like, guiding their hand or their mouth and then something clicks for them and they make you moan and suddenly they’re barely listening anymore because they’re just so eager to hear more.

[idiots-lovers]

Shout out to a little bit asphyxiated. Gotta be one of my favorite way to cum, fr.

[idiots-lovers]

Pretty people with oral fixations. The ones who don’t really tease you because they need their mouth on your pussy right now. The ones who slide down to your thighs anytime they feel a single spark of horniness. The ones who kiss at your hand shyly because they need your fingers in their mouth. The ones who lay their face on your thigh and beg with puppy dog eyes. The ones who gasp and whimper when you grind on their face. The ones who have to be pulled away by the hair, who look up at you with unfocused eyes and messy open mouths, like they can’t quite remember how to be anything but a toy for your pleasure. 

[idiots-lovers]

btw if I'm spam liking its because I want you to fuck me

[idiots-lovers]

what will it take for me to be spread out for someone and to have them just completely ravage me? :(

men and minors dni

[idiots-lovers]

When they’re so fucking turned on and obsessed with you that they slip into their first language>>>>>