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Vintage Drarry Fics

Thought I'd put together a list of some of the old Drarry 'classics' of my teenage years, for anyone interested. All posted between 2001-2006, compiled using my (bad) memory, a lot of googling, fanlore.org and numerous different LJ rec accounts (including the incredible @capiturecs). I checked as best I could, but if anyone knows of any fics that their author doesn't want to be shared, please let me know and I will of course remove.

Please also note that these fics are of their era, when attitudes may have been different, and they may not all be grammatically perfect. I haven't reread all, as my own tastes have changed, but most importantly do note that they may not be tagged - don't blame me when, for example, Harry dies tragically on a rooftop at sunrise...

Hogwarts Era (mostly 5th-7th year)

A Thousand Beautiful Things by Duinn Fionn/geoviki (M, 105k)

Draco Malfoy struggles with changed fortunes, shifted alliances, an ugly war, and an unusual spell, with the help of a concerned professor, an insightful house-elf, and an unexpected Gryffindor friend.

All Bets Are Off by Allegra (R, 53k)

I am SICK of Good-little-innocent!Harry...Enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet, a couple of Really Cunning Plans - and there you have it, "Forty days and forty nights", Hogwarts style. Mayhem ensues! 

Angels and Devils by beren (E, 52k)

Harry defeated Voldemort and his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. He's trying to finish his final year at Hogwarts in peace, but, thanks to the method he chose to destroy The Dark Lord, something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. It's all rather embarrassing and making his life very complicated.

Artful Facade by Sky Sorceress (T, 66k)

Sometimes you fly too close to the sun and lose your wings. With sixth year approaching, the danger Harry seeks can be found only in the form of Draco Malfoy. What follows is a twist in the line between hatred, love, and need.

Beautiful World by Cinnamon/Lissadiane (M, 70k)

Harry finds out he's going to die on his 16th birthday. He embarks on a journey of self-destructive behaviour and drags Draco along for the ride. 

Beneath You by Cinnamon/Lissadiane (M, 113k)

Draco had no idea that the repercussions of stealing Potter's journal and shoving it down the back of his trousers would be so extreme.

Bond by AnnaFugazzi (M, 173k)

It seems 95% of H/D writers feel compelled to write a "Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Unlikely Stuff Happens That Leads To Twoo Wuv" story. Count me among the 95% ;)

Checkmate by Naadi Moonfeather (T, 245k)

Draco has the perfect plan to get Harry Potter and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind?

The Cicatrix Cycle by Ivy Blossom (NC-17, long!)

Three parts: Origins, Haven, Belong

Draco In Darkness by Plumeria (T, 41k)

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves.

Eclipse by PhoenixSong/Mijan (T, 287k)

"You're dead, Potter... I'm going to make you pay..." Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. It's the perfect plan, guaranteeing revenge, power, and prestige, all in one blow. But, when Draco's world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins, and the battle will take them both through hell and back. If they come back. 

Friend Like Me by Lady Vader (M, 11k)

Draco's rendition of the love story that never was.

How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back by Durendal/Eleveninches (R, 12k)

Snape tries to hang himself, Draco enters an alternate reality, and Harry Gets a Clue. Humor, SLASH, naughty language, and other Evil Things. Harry/Draco, Snape/James/Lucius.

Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn (PG-13, 124k)

Under the influence of a love potion, Draco learns that poison doesn't always bring death -- there are other ways to suffer and live. Chemical emotion runs feverish as Harry and Draco discover the intoxication of love.

Lettered by pir8fancier (M, 7.8k)

Harry has a secret penpal, whose identity is as plain as the nose on his face. Except he's not wearing his glasses.

Love Under Will by Aja (R, 116k)

In their 5th year, Harry and Draco choose to be with one another; but the story--and the battle-- is just beginning...

playing the game, living the lie by Abaddon (R, 159k)

Set in Sixth Year, both the wizarding and Muggle worlds are threatened as Voldemort plans a final revenge. Past, present and future collide as all must consider where their loyalties lie; who they are, and who they want to be. Amidst it all, Harry and Draco begin a dangerous journey of understanding. Is it possible to leave everything you thought you were behind?

Resolution by Frances Potter (R, 322k)

When you've spent six years fighting evil, all you really want is a quiet time. But when your name is Harry Potter the chances of that are very slim. A series of vignettes chronicling Harry's final six months at Hogwarts. Exams, friends, lovers, Quidditch, the war and Draco all conspire to make the year end seem a very long way away.

Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami (PG-13, 31k)

Harry goes through some er... changes in his Sixth Year and everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice.

Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl (M, 139k)

When Ron and Hermione get together, they notice only each other. A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the empty Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but with Bellatrix Lestrange actively hunting him, how far can he trust a Death Eater's son?

Something Impossible by epicylical/Cassandra Claire (PG, 6.4k)

As punishment for an act of vandalism, Draco is forced to perform three tasks to win Harry's forgiveness - only they don't turn out to be exactly the kind of tasks he'd been expecting. With wet shirtless Draco, paint-covered Harry, and Proust-reading Goyle.

Transformation by amalin (E, 98k)

In Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, he must face the consequences of the attack on the Department of Mysteries and the effects of Voldemort's return. And in doing so, he finds that even your enemies can teach you valuable lessons—about the world, and about yourself.

Walking the Line by SilentAuror (E, 179k)

Sixth year is over and Draco Malfoy is on the run. The war is on and an unwanted assignment is forced upon him by the only people he trusts - and a one-time arch-enemy just may be out to kill him.

Post-Hogwarts

Adagio in G Minor by furiosity (NC-17, 18k)

Seven years after Hogwarts and the war, life continues in the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy is rich, bored, and slightly jaded. Harry Potter is famous, busy, and somewhat disillusioned. They've not seen each other since school ended. What would happen if they were to cross paths again? What if it involved music?

Big Dick, Come Quick [PDF] by Calanthe (NC-17, 204k)

Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.

Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson/dysonrules (15, 12k)

Draco's job is to escort travelers through the dangerous, war-torn countryside. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco expected.

Left My Heart by Emma Grant (E, 85k)

Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to San Francisco to find him. 

Malfoy, P.I. by Nancy (R, 60k)

"I'm Draco Malfoy, private investigator. I've seen a lot--I mean a lot, and I'm like sweet seventeen a lot. I thought I'd seen it all, until a pair of green eyes stepped into my office." A noir AU set in L.A. where passion and magic collide. Slashy and sexy.

Queen of Hearts by scoradh (E, 65k)

A spectre is haunting Harry - the responsibility of his destiny. It looms over his future and, more importantly, over the future of his friends. Harry is determined to exorcise this spectre for the greater good, but on the way, he enters into a few unholy alliances.

Tissue of Silver by fearlessdiva (R, 76k)

A love story concerning possessed furniture, black silk pyjamas, courtroom drama, premonitions of doom, assassination attempts, Death Eater yoga, absinthe, bare feet and a sensible werewolf.

Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by November Snowflake (M, 58k)

When the long-missing Draco Malfoy turns up at a Ministry field hospital with amnesia, bitter Auror Harry Potter must confront the shadows of their shared past to shed light on a potentially deadly mystery.

Transfigurations by Resonant (E, 71k)

Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.

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Narusasu Doujinshi

This is a list of links to some of the NaruSasu/SasuNaru Doujinshi (in English) I have read and linked for your reading pleasure.

(Warning: some doujinshi may contain pornographic and/or mature content; be sure to check if the doujinshi is R-18)

If your or your group’s doujinshi/comic is on here and you do not want the link here please message me and it will be removed. If a link is broken please ^ message me.

I take no credit for any of these works; please do not repost any doujinshi or comics without the source of the creator please!

[Updated: May 25, 2015]

1. Agreement

2. Just A Mouth To Mouth Touch (~)

3. Insider

4. Small Beasts Of The Forest (slight R-18) (~)

5. Rakujitsu Rakutsui (Setting Sun, Falling Down) (~)

6. Trade (slight R-18)

7. Worst Night (R-18) (~)

8. Naruco Cutte! Cutte! (~)

9. Senyu MasuMasu Goseiei

10. Toast to the Former Future (R-18)

11. Haruka O Miyatte Wa Naranai

12. Golden Days (Animal Panic Paradox) (Very Cute)

13. Chain

14. Holiday (R-18)

15. Kawaii Kitsune no Tsukuri Kata

16. Magnetic Needle

17. Yamabiko/Echo

18. Anki (one of my favorites)

19. Aruhi Kimi ha Boku wo (R-18)

20. Borderline (R-18)

21. Breaktime Together

22. Coming Out (R-18)

23. Ero Ero Ero [1][2] (R-18)

24. Fresh

25. Hanayaka ni Ran (R-18)

26. His Hateful Boyfriend

27. Arm Warmer De Icha Icha (R-18)

28. Buttstock (R-18)

29. Family Game (R-18)

30. Lost Butterfly (R-18)

31. Thanatos (R-18)

32. Ubu Suikazura Shounen Ki Hen

33. Let’s Become Happy (Very Cute)

34. Deep French Kiss (R-18)

35. We Could Live Here (slight R-18) (~)

36. At The Prince’s Command

37. Chased Angel (R-18)

38. Gold Feather, Silver Death Body (R-18)

39. Happy Times

40. Tokimeki Banchou Shanai Chuui (R-18)

41. Buttai no Kairaku (R-18)

42. Cherry Drops (R-18)

43. Footsteps 2 (R-18 towards end)

44. Allegory (R-18)

45. Attenochi 

46. Dancing Dancing - Boy & Boy excerpt (R-18)

47. Fragile (R-18)

48. Grant My Request

49. Hana no Shita

50. Piyo Matsuri (R-18) (Bird AU)

51. Soushun wa Kokoro Mabikase

52. The Maid is Monopolized! (R-18)

53. Soushun wa Kokoro Mabikase

54. Suikazura (R-18) (really sweet)

55. Petit Déjeuner | Lunch (R-18)

56. Kitsuneiro (R-18) (Animal ears)

57. Line…and Trap (slight R-18)

58. Seven Days Rhapsody (slight R-18) (Animal ears)

59. Mna Jousama to XX Shitai Tebbayo (R-18) (Cross-dressing) 

60. Zecchoushuu#2 (R-18) (Shota)

61. Cinema Graffiti (R-18)

62. Rocket 

63. And We… [1][2] (funny and sweet)

64. Koushou (R-18)

65. Ura Mono (R-18)

66. R-18 (R-18 lol)

67. Amakakeru Houkou (R-18)

68. Rainy Day (R-18)

69. Iroiro Koto (R-18)

70. Piyo Piyo (R-18)

71. As My Master Commands (R-18)

72. Paper-thin Romantism (R-18)

73. Naruto Asobi Naruto (R-18) (Japanese)

74. From Black Butler to Golden Aristocrat (R-18) (Black Butler AU)

75. Taste (R-18)

76. Drunken Narusasu (~)

77. Intranet (R-18)

78. Twilight‘s Insanity (R-18)

79. Love Begets Love [1][2] (R-18)

80. Propose

81. The Unwithering Flower

82. 38.6

83. Fusion Point at 2 AM (R-18)

84. Timeline [1][2][3][4(~)]

85. My Palm Feels Warm (~)

86. Alley

87. It’s Good That Sasuke’s Back but…

88. The Residence of the Sun

89. Another Time (R-18) (Cat ears)

90. and we…

91. Sudden Evening Rain Hymn [1][2]

92. Cold Sleep

93. Lover Instruction Manual 

94. Happiness Family (slight R-18)

95. Make Up Snow

96. When a 5-Colored Rainbow Appears [1][2]

97.  オモイデフブキ

98. Beyond [1][2]

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more than 10 years in and i still can’t get enough of the idea of Derek courting Stiles the way werewolves do and Stiles genuinely enjoying all of it down to the simplest and smallest detail.

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Jesper: What do we do with him? I don't want to kill an unconscious man.

Wylan Van Eck the sociopath: We could just wake him up🤷‍♂️

Jesper both aroused and terrified: 😮

a/n: can't wait for season 2 babyyy

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once & future

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No one talk to me.

I'm mourning a fictional character.

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I’ve thought about this before, I’m a big morally grey character fan and also think I need therapy. But I think it boils down to expectations. I expect the morally gray character to be morally gray. The golden retriever boyfriend I expect to hold themselves to the standard they hold everyone else too.

But again… I need therapy

I've noticed in Fandoms that the Golden Retriever boyfriend is held to impossibly high inhuman standards and allowed literally no mistakes or else the Fandom decides to gather together and hate them. While the Morally Gray boyfriend can do whatever they want with literally no consequences and the Fandom worships them. I worry about yalls reading skills and emotional intelligence and grasp of complex characters...

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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

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no mourners no funerals my ass. i’m mourning and i’m funeraling

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lovesick

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listen!! listen!! regulus black becoming the best seeker ever and harry being his biggest fan and then he finds out that his dad use to date him and he tries (and plots with sirius) to get them back together just so he can call the regulus black his stepdad

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regulus “and i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser” black and james “i like shiny things, but i’d marry you with paper rings” potter

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Me entering the Marauders' fandom:

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start shipping Harry Potter's dad and his godfather's brother.

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second chances can only get you so far

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It's about! the found family!!

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Just here waiting for recs

why does making Derek's son a late bloomer obsessed with Stiles' old jeep reek of fanfiction. like I wanna read the fanfic where Stiles comes back to town.

this has the potential to create a Sterek Fanfiction Renaissance