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                                                      one, two, three,                                              they gonna run back to me                              i’m the best baby that they never got to keep                      they always wanna come but they never wanna leave

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“ Are you kidding me?? ”

“ Buttons are way more better than pennies! ” The fairy grips his wand tighter. “ You have to protect those. With your life. ” 

The redhead pulls a jar full of pennies from her hammer space, holding it up to him. “… Is this enough pennies?… I think some of them are buttons but, they could still count!… Also if anyone asks you where you got all these pennies, don’t answer them. Just run. Keep running. Forever.”

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“ Is the hair as tall as the hat? That’s a lot of hair. ”

“T-The only thing that’s under my hat is my hair.”

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@mysteriicus​ | Accepting

“ I didn’t know kids were allowed up here! Especially kids in masks! That's spooky. ”

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five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

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@wiishfulheart | Accepting

     “ Timmy! I hope you realize-- Wanda’s never, ever         going to let us get away with this. ”

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★You mean, when I’m older I lose you forever and I forget I ever had you? 

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Ok! Rest of replies are being queued again! I’ll be over on my twitter being a meme for the next hour, probably.

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“Does a quarter equal thirty six pennies??” He gives his head a scratch with a tip of his wand. “If it does, I think it was you who owed me that. Yea.”

“Rude, I’ve never owed anyone a quarter!… Only pennies. I have a lot of pennies, do you need thirty six pennies?” 

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He stared blankly at her, for a moment, processing her sentence. Slowly. Ever so slowly.

 Animaniacs. That show. The thing she went to every day to act in. The place where they had pulled so many magical pranks. The thing that fed the three siblings, day in, day out. It would continue to do so, of course. The remaining episodes to air would provide the Warners some income. But...

“What?? How... how? Cancelling it how? Are we not gonna go there anymore? But it was... it was fun.” He's a bit lost.

When Dot woke up that morning she hadn’t been expecting her first conversation of the day to have such a dark and horrible twist.  How could they do this to her and her cast mates after all this time, after all that hard work?

The usual morning energy was sucked clean from Dot’s body with just a few words so the journey back to her room was a long, tiring one.  She made it, though.  Eventually.  

She stared, blankly, at Cosmo as the bedroom door closed.  “They’re cancelling Animaniacs.”

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“I might’ve, honestly.” A rare moment of clarity. It leaves him in a flash of course. “I’m super forgetful! I forget my birthday, my anniversary, my last name, my first name...” He ticks them off on his fingers.

She looks sad, though. He wonders why. He hadn’t actually forgotten her, of course, but he’d been a busy busy fairy. Lots of godkids to cycle through.

“Yes, years.” Witches could choose to be immortal or be born with such a gift–she on the other hand hadn’t chosen quite yet. “Mhmmm.”

“It really is. You know I thought ‘or a time that you’d forgotten ‘bout me.”

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@the-queen-needs-us | Accepting

“Ooh! Its you. I have a question. What’s under your hat?”

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Ok. I’m ready. Like this post for a starter.

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“Years??” Whoa. When you’re immortal, the passage of time is an odd thing. Cosmo rubbed his head. “Really? Oh, gee. Well.”

“It’s good! That... I can see you again. With my eyes.”

“Well I’m able to be found ‘gain by those I wish to. Uh…I think I’ve grown a few  inches. Been awhile since I’ve seen ya after all. A few years?” 

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She was smiling already. That was great! Just the mere fact that they had a presence in her life seemed to cheer her up considerably. Of course, that smile faded fast when her sister was mentioned, and even worse, when the footsteps rang out in the distance, getting closer and closer. Her wishes were instant, natural, and effective. The two fairies granted them quickly.

Wanda floated down to give the teen a reassuring pat. Cosmo followed, hovering close. “It’s okay Tootie!” He chirped. “That’s what we’re here for!” He held a glowing wand over the girl’s injuries, and they disappeared.

“We’ve heard lots about your sister, too!” Cosmo continued. “She sounds yucky!” She’d been the talk of the town, lately. The cause of so many upset children.

Tootie nodded, mustering a grin on her face. “Awesome,” she beamed. “Don’t worry. Our secret’s safe.” It wasn’t like she had many friends to tell anyway. And even if she did, she’d never expose anything to anyone. She also noticed a new fish bowl that she swore hadn’t been there before. Huh. Weird. It was filled up with water, too.

“But you might not want to yell. The warden -” she paused. “My sister,” she corrected. “Might hear you. And she’s…not a very nice person.” Well, that was an understatement. Then again, if they’d poofed into her life due to her misery, then it was likely they probably already knew that. Gasping and squeezing tears out of their eyes as they heard footsteps, they let out a soft whimper.

 “Shit! She’s coming. Quick! I wish the door was indestructible and sealed shut!”

Pounding on the door, Vicky screamed, demanding to be let in. “Uh….I wish Vicky’s phone would ring!” Tootie said, acting quickly, trying to give Vicky a distraction.. By the time Vicky left, she was still crying, her heart pounding against her ribcage, and she was sure that Cosmo could hear it. “Thank you…Sorry I clung to you so much,” Tootie sniffled, slowly letting go. “I wish these bruises were healed.”

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@wiinterpink | Accepting 

   “ Wanda! Wanda! She’s missing again! I think she rolled away somewhere, oh gosh, maybe she’s run away to go on the road! ” He’s sweating.

   It’s his nickel he’s talking about, of course.