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No chokeholds, no rubber bullets, no journalists & medics blinded for life, a marked absence of violence and civilian deaths....so it looks like the police are capable of avoiding brutality when given a strong enough motivation

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updated birthday wishlist

$5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)

$10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout  

overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozo’s stolen wealth

$2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)

charity of my choice

trump gets covid again  

dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head

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Warning, if you bitch slap god on your way to the pearly gates he will bitch slap you back to your birth until you learn your lesson.

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gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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DnD Friend: ooh we should all roll a d20 to see how 2021 will be!!

Me looking around the table at all of our rolls that are less than 6: welp at least no one got a crit fail like last year.