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Percy: Tell them about the birds and the bees
Grover: They're disappearing at an alarming rate
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they should invent a feeling that can be put into words
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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday
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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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youre not rocking with my wheat offering?????
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
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A lot of people on this website make great points that could be phrased a lot less condescendingly
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reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
#i genuinely don’t remember#it just happened#i actually had the app on my phone for a bit before i decided to finally make an account#and when i went to make one i had apparently already had one#so it was fate or whatever
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