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Some of the biggest fantasy worldbuilding fails that I see, in no particular order
Gods without religion. The Gods are real and a known historical fact, but virtually nobody is religious.
Cultural racism/discrimination without structural racism/discrimination. Discrimination that exists only in microagressions or mean comments, without existing in any sort of structural way.
Secret history with no clear reason for it to be secret and no clear method for maintaining that secrecy. Major parts of the world's history are kept entirely secret, even though there's not an obvious reason to do so and even when history has shown this is virtually impossible to enforce (especially in a world with any movement or communication across borders).
Large, homogeneous countries. Even without immigration, virtually no country larger than the Vatican will be fully homogeneous in terms of culture, dialect, beliefs, traditions, etc., much less a large one with limited communication technology as is often seen in fantasy. The Planet of Hats problem.
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0505 - sexy commands | starters
“Lick.”
“Suck.”
“Kneel.”
“Behave, or you’ll be punished.”
“That’s a good girl/boy.”
“Open your mouth. I’ve got something to fill it with.”
“Bend over. Bad girls/boys need spankings.”
“Spread your legs. Let everyone see what a mess you’ve made.”
“Ease up with the teeth.”
“Open those legs. I want a taste.”
“Pull my hair. Fuck me like you mean it.”
“Get on top.”
“Stop whining. You’re just making it worse for yourself.”
“All fours. Now.”
“Nasty girls/boys love giving head. Are you a nasty girl/boy?”
“Kiss the head.”
“Look how wet you made me.”
“Meet me at the restaurant. No panties.”
“On your knees. You’re on punishment.”
“How bad do you want me to fuck you? Hmm? Beg for it.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re moaning like a whore.”
“When I get home, you better be naked.”
“Add a finger in. Tell me how that feels.”
“Make me cum. Use just your mouth.”
“Play with yourself.”
“Look me in the eye while you eat/lick/suck it.”
“You’re a naughty boy/girl. Strip.”
“Who cares if they’re looking? I told you to take your fucking clothes off.”
“Did you just tell me ‘no’? Bring me the paddle, slut.”
“My little prince/princess looks best with a cock is his/her mouth.”
“Filthy whores like you love to tease. Let’s see how you like it. Get on your hands and knees.”
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0139 - signs' favorite kinks
aries: spontaneous sex, d/s, angry sex
taurus: foodplay, receiving oral, lots of foreplay
gemini: phone sex, dirty talk, cooperative masturbation
cancer: spanking, roleplay, sex toys
leo: exhibitionism, being filmed, erotic photography
virgo: humiliation, submission, public sex
libra: dressing up (lingerie), voyeurism, threesomes/orgies
scorpio: bondage, erotic torture, master/slave
sagittarius: one-night stands, adventurous sex, limitless sex
capricorn: s&m, power exchange, desire for authority
aquarius: cyber sex, unpredictable sex, (more) open sexuality
pisces: pleasing their partner, prolonged teasing, roleplay
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Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

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trench warfare themed blowjob king?
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
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i'm not sure if you are active in this blog, but i wanted to thank you for creating this profile! i was in need of some smut prompts so bad, and your blog is a life safer! thank you so much! ;o; 💖 hope you have a nice day!
Thank you so much!
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does anyone even want this blog to come back?
it's okay if not...i'll take my mediocre ass back to knitting...
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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…
reply with more, i’m fascinated
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JOHN BOYEGA Pirelli Calendar 2025
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HI are you accepting submissions for your 30 day prompts?
The 30 Prompts in 30 Days Challenge that I’m running with @idea-garden is not currently open for submissions. I’m kind of new to the whole writing prompt thing. I don’t write them all that often, though I think they’re helpful and fun. I had a really good time collaborating on these. With that said, there are other places definitely looking…
Idea Garden
While Lizard is Writing isn’t much of a prompt blog, my co-collaborator in 30 Prompts in 30 Days is always very much open for submissions. For those of you who haven’t met Idea Garden, this blog is a proudly NSFW writing prompt blog with a particular specialty for sex-themed prompts. Idea Garden carries a wide range of prompts outside of this niche, though it is a particularly supportive and safe outlet for the more risqué.
Personally, I think Idea Garden’s prompts are a lot of fun. They do tend to be a little on the explicit-side and might not always be suitable for the under 18 crowd. They are especially great for writers of romance, erotica/smut, humor, chick lit, contemporary fiction, and fan fiction. There are some for genres even beyond those listed as well.
Here is a link to the Idea Garden submission page.
Writeblr Connects’ NaNoWriMo Writing Season
Then also I should mention another that is currently seeking submissions is Writeblr Connects (@writeblrconnections) for their upcoming NaNoWriMo season. This season has a full calendar of events including live write-ins, daily writing prompts, and even a “Plot-line Hotline” on Friday nights for writers in a pinch. The fun will begin October 1st and go right up until the last day of November, if not slightly past that. I can’t wait!
There will be daily writing prompts all through October and November and so they are collecting submissions now. Here they accept prompts for any genre or topic, though it is for all-ages so keep it safe for work, please!
Here is a link to a submission form.
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