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ship of theseus bumper sticker that says my other ship is this ship

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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Loot and Valgavoth having a tea party

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love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

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Jace:

Loot:

The Cookie Jar:

Jace:

Loot:

The Cookie Jar:

Jace: Don't.

Loot: [indignant chirping]

Jace: I can read your mind, Loot. I know exactly what you were planning.

Loot: [disappointed chirping]

The Cookie Jar:

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No. But my mutual can.

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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Liliana: So basically I'd like to use your omenpaths to take my students on a field trip, so they can study the mana of other planes.

Ral: Sounds good, where are you taking them?

Liliana: Innistrad, of course.

Ral: ...Why?

Liliana: Why not? They're Witherbloom students, they'll love it!

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Later

Liliana: And this, class, is the city of Thraben, host to the biggest concentration of zombies on this plane!

Dina: I wonder what happened to this town, that led to this...

Liliana: I did.

Dina:

Liliana: Well, there was also this unknowable eldritch being from beyond the Blind Eternities, but the zombies were mostly me.

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Days after the Duskmourn story, Arcavios

Dean Imbraham: While we are happy to accept students from other planes and your enthusiasm for math is comendable… I must ask, why are you bringing so many weapons with you?

Tyvar: I thought that's what math was about?

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