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We are all Anderson Cooper

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i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

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I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

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Bada bing

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Horror movies should include bloopers, so after watching the main film you’ll be able to sleep

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hmmmm

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“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt

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if you look closely you can see that one of chris evans’ eyes blink .375 seconds faster than the other and it’s the funniest fucking thing

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when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

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waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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I Could Fall In Love (Selena cover) // Solange

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You don’t need a reason to love. Just do it. Love for no reason is the only thing that can eliminate hate for no reason.

(via deeplifequotes)

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every night, hundreds of thousands of people have weird dreams about Justin Bieber, and someone somehow recorded one of theirs

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