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Is there anything more embarrassing than having to send out an email to your doctor saying you have no cell service so can they please email you the link to your virtual appointment instead of texting it to you?

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I love literature classes because I get a controlled forum where talking out of my ass is not only acceptable but encouraged

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“Oh come on it can;t be that b-”

ah.

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He's never going to feel the same way for me as I do for him but kissing his neck makes me feel something so at least theres that

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Luna moth cleaning his dusty antennae before attempting to woo a female.

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Honestly a lot of things about Joanne's stupid essay piss me off but the part I fixated on because I am an autistic girl is her saying that a very large amount of transitioning people were "autistic girls." It's so weird that she thought she could just stick that in there like she was saying something without ever elaborating what that has to do with her arguments. What are people meant to extrapolate from that? The the uwu widdle autistics are suddenly too stupid to actually have a handle on their gender identities? The thing about it that is almost funny is that at one point she suggests that young people are transitioning mostly due to some kind of peer pressure. For one thing, this is clearly just stupid as hell. For another thing, studies have shown that autistic people are less susceptible to peer pressure, which she would know if she based her opinions on anything other than her desire to be the worlds biggest victim. So, these two "arguments" directly contradict each other. Of course the idea that her TERF ass could possibly have a thought in her head that means anything is laughable but that's my two cents.

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They almost drank 10mls between the two of them?!?!

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Just today I cut the hair of my mom’s boyfriend’s daughter. She’s seven and she was following her dad while holding her hair down where she had swooped the whole thing over to one side. She was describing how she wanted the side of her head to be shaved. He looked over at me and said “She’s been talking about wanting her hair cut like that forever” and I just said, “All right do you want me to do it?” I could tell by the way he acted after that that he had never considered letting her cut her hair like that as an option. After a few seconds of thought he said okay and less than an hour later, after asking if she was sure, I got the clippers out and shaved her hair, both her and her dad really liked how it looked.

What’s weird is I think it’s a societal norm for parents to control their kids hair. Like he thought he was just supposed to refuse her right off the bat without a second thought.The moment another adult didn’t treat like a stupid crazy idea he stopped treating it as such.

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Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

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*sees eyes* just like in the magnus archives

*experiences loneliness* just like in th

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How do Chinese cooks cut vegetables

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Genuinely though I watched this whole episode and this is the only part of that whole show that would have felt mostly the same with the crowd there, in fact it was probably helped by the crowd being gone. Bray Wyatt is one of the best actors in the wwe and him being able to get off this promo without the crowd screaming between every word is probably the best thing this promo could have hoped for. 

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Ferret shows the owner her babies.

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Full offense but all these colleges and universities sending kids home should refund their housing and meal plans for those weeks.

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i love paying for education

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Yo I’m a sucker for this trope in fics, movies, show etc. every time a pairing are getting intimate and one of them caresses their partner’s face and their partner just goes like...

IT JUST MAKES MY HEART GO LIKE