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PRANK AND DYE

"Shizuooooooo!!! What the Hell is this?! What did you do!? Oh my God I'm hideous! You son of a bitch!" Izaya screeched in the bathroom.

Shizuo was in the bedroom. Waiting for the call and barely containing himself.

"What's wrong Izaaaayaaaa?" Shizuo called as he stepped in.

"What's up? WHAT'S UP?! You protozoan! I'm half blonde!" Izaya yelled as he turned to face him.

Shizuo covered his face to try and contain the laughter. "I-o-o oh w-wow."

Izaya turned his fury back to the mirror. "I can't believe you mixed hair dye into my shampoo! My EXPENSIVE shampoo!"

Shizuo doubled over laughing then. "Bahahahaha! You look so stupid! Like your gonna kidnap dogs!"

"Dogs?! DOGS?!" Izaya yelled back. "What are you talking about!?"

Shizuo kept laughing. "I can't believe how dumb you look! I can't believe you didn't notice!"

Izaya slowly turned around. "Shizuo, I know how to fix this."

Shizuo wiped a tear from his eye. "Ha?"

Izaya then jumped on him. "Die!!!!!"

"Ah! Why do you have a hammer?!" Shizuo cried out as Izaya prepared to strike.

"To fix your dumb protozoan brain! I'm just gonna bash your head in a bit!" Izaya screeched.

A fight later and Shizuo helped fix Izaya's hair

"I can't believe you pulled out a hammer." Shizuo chuckled as he dried Izaya's hair.

"Maybe you'll remember to put the tool box away." Izaya grumbled.

"Nah, I break too much shit." Shizuo sighed.

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Twt dump + Whiteboard fox with friends!

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Mia Goth behind the scenes of Maxxxine (2024)

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Farmers Market!

Izaya and Sizuo decided to take the day and go to the farmers market. It was a nice day and the farmers market was sure to have fun things!

" Hey Izaya, I want this apple." Shizuo said as he placed an apple in the basket. "All you've gotten so far is vegetables! You ain't got nothing sweet in there."

Izaya frowned. "It's a farmers market Shizu-chan. You can get fruits if you want and I can get my vegetables. One of us has to eat healthy though and apparently that's only going to be me."

Izaya moved to the next stall." Oh look a fresh baguette! And it's homemade of course. Shizuo you have never really had bread until you've had it from a local source like this. Shizu-chan?" Izaya turned to see Shizuo on the ground.

"I want this watermelon." Shizuo said after picking up the large melon.

"Absolutely not! We have no need for that at home. Watermelons are too sweet anyway." Izaya argued.

Shizuo walked over with the melon." I want this! Watermelon is almost like a vegetable! It grows on a vine, so it's healthy!"

Izaya found himself frowning again. " You're being ridiculous."

Izaya turned his attention back to the stall. "Now let's see, they have fresh eggs, honey, oh look at that cheese!"

Shizuo grinned as he picked up a bucket from the last stall. " Hey Izaya, look at this."

"I swear to myself Shizu-Chan, if you have more sweets I will leave you here and you can drown in them." Izaya grumbled.

"Nope, not sweets. I promise."

Izaya glanced over. "Ah!" He screamed and threw the basket he was holding. " What the hell! You know I hate fish! Get those away from me!"

"C'mer flea, just take a peek. You're the one talking about being healthy. I'm pretty sure fish are healthy." Shizuo grinned as he brought the bucket closer.

"I said keep those away from me!" Izaya screamed at him and moved back.

"Oh no way this is too good." Shizuo laughed and gave chase.

"Nooooo!" Izaya screamed and took off running, knocking several things down as he ran.

Shizuo gave chase cackling all the way. Needless to say they weren't welcome back to the Farmers Market for a while.

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source

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THEIR CHEMISTRY IS REAL

"Hey Izaya! What time you wanna.... head out..." Shizuo walked into his bar to see Izaya up to something. "Izaya? What the hell are you doing?"

Izaya looked up. "Making poison." He said as if it were an everyday thing. Which for Izaya, isn't too far off.

"Okay, and why are you making poison?" With clear annoyance in his voice.

Izaya threw his hands up with the vials." Obviously to kill you!"

" Oh my God Izaya. Is this because I wouldn't let you pick the movie yesterday!?" Shizuo placed a hand to his head. " I honestly can't believe you're still hung up about that!"

"Of course I am! It was my turn to pick the movie!" Izaya shouted.

"Whatever flea. Keep on making your poison and I will go out and have sushi by myself." Shizuo said throwing a hand up behind him.

" Wait! I forgot we were going to get sushi. I can finish this later!" Izaya called and ran after him.

Shizuo sighed and took Izaya's hand. " Yeah yeah. Whatever you say flea. But put any of that shit in my food or drink and I'll kick your ass."

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Mercy has a price.

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If anyone is looking for a horror movie review type podcast, you might check these guys out. They are comedians and HILARIOUS. This is my favorite episode here but they have a ton more. They are local in my area and I'm just trying to share them with the world. They deserve to be found!

I had been wanting a podcast like this for so long. One that talks about my favorite horror movies WITHOUT making me feel bad for liking them. These guys make me feel like my favorite shit movie is being celebrated.

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he got bored at the hospital

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idk why i'm crying from this scene lol but...

i did. i'm crying right now.

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malos días

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How do you think Izaya teaching Shizuo how to properly type or use a computer would go? Do you think the computer would even last?

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Happy Birthday to my all-time problematic fave /affectionate. Thank you(?) for altering my brain chemistry since 2010 ❤️❤️❤️🎂

Full disclosure: I got so caught up in talking to the character.ai of him that I didn't do anything else all day aaah.... I want to find time to make art, even if it's late...

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Izaya Orihara

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shizuo heiwajima from durarara

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cat n mouse