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BRUSH BRUSH
Izaya was brushing his teeth when an awful smell assaulted his nostrils. He paused his brushing and looked over to Shizo, who was sitting on the bed.
"Shizu-chan... what do you think you're doing?" Izaya asked.

Shizuo grinned at him as he took a long drag of his cigarette. " Having a smoke before bed, what does it look like?"

Izaya went back to his brushing with a huff. "Looks like to me you're working on rotting those teeth out of your mouth. I told you to quit smoking in the house."
" Eh, whatever the big door is open." Shizuo pointed out as I took another drag.
Izaya frowned. "That doesn't matter you're still smoking in the house."
"Your nighttime routine takes forever!" Shizuo grunted and he stood. "I swear I could smoke a whole pack before you were done. With all the face creams and moisturizers, and whatever the hell else you've got in that cabinet."

Izaya shook his head. "Well one of us has to look beautiful. I can't help that you look the way you do and refuse to take better care of yourself."
"Listen here, pest, keep insulting me." Shizuo growled.
Izaya grinned. "Is it really an insult if it's true?"

Shizuo began rummaging in the cabinet.
Izaya looked at him. " What are you doing?"
"Getting the first aid get ready." Shizuo replied.

"Did you hurt yourself? Maybe you used that brain of yours a little too much? Maybe those cancer sticks are finally catching up to you?"
"Naw, just getting it ready for when I chase you down and beat your ass here in a minute."
Izaya sighed again. "Always turning to violence."
"And you're always annoying." Shizuo laughed.
Izaya laughed in turn. "You know, when you were mentioning my nighttime routine, you did forget something."
Shizuo locked his head. "Oh yeah, what's that?"

Izaya turned and wrapped his arms around Shizuo's neck. "Our nighttime banter."
Shizuo blew a puff of smoke in Izaya's face. "Yeah and I fucking love it."

Izaya fanned the smoke away irritably. "Disgusting!"
Shizuo only laughed as he made his way back to bed.
#durarara#shizaya#izaya orihara#shizuo heiwajima#drrr#izaya#shizuo#figmas#icestar74#dollhouse#What a bad habit Shizuo#Poor Izaya#But also not poor Izaya#They are both beautiful
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"Give me the spoon!" Izaya yelled.
"No! You should have thought about it before stealing all the knives. Now you can eat your icecream with em!" Shizuo held away his spoon.
Izaya waved the knife at him. "You know I could just stab you with it and take the spoon?"
"Try it." Shizuo growled.
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Sunny Day = GRILLIN!
It was a beautiful bright day and Shizuo wanted a steak. It was finally the perfect weather. He had been ready to test his skills on his old grill.
"Man, this looks so good. It's so perfect outside. Can you smell it Izaya?" Shizuo asked, his mouth watering. "Izaya?.... Hey you listening?"

Izaya was looking at his phone.
"C'mon man, a nice day like this and you bring your phone? Can't you just enjoy the moment off screen?" Shizuo frowned when Izaya still didn't answer. "Izaya!"
Izaya held up his phone. "Say STEEEAAAAAAK!"
"What the Hell? Did you just take my picture? You better not upload that somewhere sketchy!"

Izaya giggled. "Oh come on, I'm just saving the moment. Besides, Shizu-chan looks so cute!"
Shizuo felt color dust his cheeks. "Saddup."
"It's true! Looking at you grill in the sunshine. I could watch you all day." Izaya grinned. "You're right. I should put my phone down and just watch the grill master at work."
Shizuo glarred at him. "Are you mocking me?"
Izaya just smiled.

"Fucking pest." Shizuo muttered before going back to his steak. "Shit, I think it's over cooking. I'm gonna cut it open and check. That's what you do right? Hey.... Where is my knife?" He looked at Izaya.
"What? Why are you looking at me?" Izaya asked innocently.
"I swear on this damn steak if you took my knife again...." Shizuo growled.
Izaya gasped. "I would never!"

Note from Icestar74: A head cannon of mine is that Izaya steals knives all the time. He can't help himself! He likes his pointy stabby things.
#durarara#shizaya#izaya orihara#shizuo heiwajima#drrr#izaya#shizuo#figmas#icestar74#dollhouse#Izaya ALWAYS steals the knives HC#Shizuo can't cook HC
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Had to draw this silly pic from tangothedwarfcaiman on insta.
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haven’t updated lately so here’s a crappy sketch i had lying around
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From Beyond + commentary by Stuart Gordon, Brian Yuzna, Barbara Crampton and Jeffrey Combs
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Even though I don't share my pastel works usually....
I thought about Izaya's character a lot this evening, so here we are now. (I drew Izaya two times a day and can't say I'm a proud Izaya fan... Because yeah, I'm not the one.)
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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
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