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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

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LoFi Wizard to Study and Relax to (WIP)

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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

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gods weakest soldier i need 3-5 business days to process the even tiniest of slip-ups i made in social interactions

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alway be there

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“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston

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she is going home to make soup. (via)

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Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema

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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

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bricktober day 31: costumes/party

we made it lads!! happy hallowe'en!!

prompts by @lesmis-prompts (thank you fot organising this it was a lot of fun!)

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Grantaire is drunk. This isn’t unusual. Enjolras is drunk. Now that is unusual. Dressed in a makeshift devil costume (his favourite red hoodie and a pair of horns), he’s sitting quite placidly on the sofa with his leg pressed against Grantaire’s and a dazed smile on his face. Courfeyrac, dressed as someone from Abba, tugs on Combeferre’s cockade to get his attention and jerks his head towards the pair. 

“You owe me 20€!” He shouts over the music.

Combeferre looks unimpressed. “They haven’t kissed yet.”

As he says this, Enjolras brushes a soft kiss against Grantaire’s cheek.

Courfeyrac grins. “Gotcha!”

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

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Mulder booping Scully throughout the years. Truly the ultimate OTP.