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How am I just now finding out that Mr. Noodle from Sesame Street is also Cindy Lou Who's dad in the live action Grinch movie

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Has anyone written a Christmas Carol AU with Rooster as the Scrooge?

Like, you know, Rooster getting calls and texts from various people (Mav, Ice...) on Christmas Eve and ignoring it all to go to a bar instead, telling Nat to go screw herself when she offers, again, that he could spend Christmas with her and Javy -- and Jake, his ex, by extend, who also doesn't have any family to spend it with, but not by choice like Bradley but because he got disowned a long time ago.

Bradley gets drunk off his ass and ends up getting kicked out and falls asleep somewhere in the snow on the way back to his home.

Then he gets visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past and he is shown flashes from back when Carole was alive and cooked proper Christmas dinner with Mav, or back from when he was sixteen and had a very messy/half-assed but domestic Christmas with Mav, who came back from deployment the day before, and Ice, who never had to organise a Christmas dinner before, or back when he and Jake got stuck on base in Japan on a training assignment and spent the whole day in bed, eating Christmas KFC and doing other things.

And then Christmas Present takes over and he is shown the little Christmas dinner Nat organised with Javy and Jake and how Nat is pissed with him and Jake talks about how he was going to use the occasion and have an honest talk with Bradley about their break-up for the last time and how Bradley not showing up seems to him like a sign to give up and move on. And then he sees Mav and Ice with Slider's family at the Christmas dinner, with a seat with an empty plate and unused cutlery left for Bradley, just in case he shows up, and he sees Mav get up and step outside and call Bradley and get one ring and then going straight to voicemail because Bradley blocked him sometime mid-day when he got fed-up. Ice is wearing a warm thick jumper and a scarf indoors.

And finally, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come gives him a kick and goes in a couple years down the line to show him a sad-looking depressed Mav with zero Christmas decorations around him, sitting alone in a dark living room with a bottle of whiskey and an urn on the unlit fireplace. Then it goes even a few more years later to show pregnant Nat ranting about Bradley preferring to swap duties with someone instead of coming to their Christmas party, just as Jake, looking a few years older, rings the doorbell with some guy that just rattles Bradley's spidey senses and who holds Jake a little bit too tight at the waist when he tries to go greet Javy with a hug. And then he sees himself, tired, flying some stupid Christmas flyover formation when his plane malfunctions and he proceeds to burn alive when he hesitates to open the canopy for too long and the engine explodes with him still sitting a few meters away from it.

He comes back to it and it's once again a Christmas Eve morning. He doesn't answer the texts because he doesn't know what to write back in reply, but he calls Nat and tells her he's going to be there. Instead of going to the bar, he goes to the mall and buys some last-minute Christmas presents for everyone, with a slightly more fancy and/or more meaningful present for Jake.

He goes to the Christmas dinner and he and Nat talk and he apologizes for the way he's been treating her offers so far and he and Jake have a little honest conversation when Jake, a little buzzed on the eggnog, cuddles up to him on the sofa.

When Mav calls, he picks up. He still feels a lot of different things about Mav, so he only tells him he wants to talk to them after New Year and wishes them Merry Christmas and tells them he'll text them with a time he can come by San Diego. He can hear that Mav is crying when he agrees with the plan and wishes him Merry Christmas back.

He and Jake spend the Christmas night together.

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Ice: Any other bad ideas? Mav: Just one!

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'Tis the season again people, Merry Crisis

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loveee reading multiple fics by the same author and seeing little nods and references among them like yes! this is a multiverse to me!!!! i giggle and squeal everytime i catch a reference!!!!!!!!

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Oh my god porn bots have moved to ao3

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Mermaids: Supporting trans, non-binary and gender-diverse children, young people and their families since 1995

Trans kids are under serious attack in the UK. You can donate.

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my biggest issue with the httyd live action-and just about any live action reboot is that it seems that the live action adaptations are being made to make the original “better”? like, so many people talk about a live action spiderverse, a live action hercules, a live action PRINCE OF EGYPT (dont piss me OFF.)-like animation is a beautiful work of art, and for some reason putting real people and cgi in it is supposed to be an “upgrade”? im probably being that friend that’s too woke or whatever, but i just think it’s so disrespectful to act like something that takes so much time and effort and energy is immediately considered as lower because it is animated. animation is beautiful, and it is one of the most heartfelt art forms there are, and erasing that for the sake of a cash grab is downright degrading to animation as a medium.

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I don't have a Christmas tree so I decorated Quark. My cats fucking hate him btw.

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have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

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Mexican Miku!! But specifically the Nuevo León variant!!

She's here to grill some meat, drink some beer, and dance some polkas!