| percy | they/them | 24 || hyperfiaxtions are the only valid thing i do |
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i love making these because i like thinking im funny when im not 🤫
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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this tiktok ban thing was just a huge pr stunt to get people to sympathise with trump and it’s so painfully obvious and yet people are falling for it. doomed society.
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u
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Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!
Causal friday in a calico’s life!
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you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
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may all the people who see this finish their current wip this year
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