Text
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
77K notes
·
View notes
Text
i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??
120K notes
·
View notes
Text
why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
anyways, better, more wholesome brook jokes to replace his thing with panties:
him and franky will turn a scene into a musical at random moments
his sense of gentleman etiquette is outdated and so he will do things like stand whenever a lady walks into a room, run over and pick up whatever a lady drops, and randomly help ladies across the street or help them out of a vehicle without warning. it’s only a little awkward on the ship but it’s mortifying in public. sanji tries his best to teach him modern etiquette but brook is scandalized by his cursing and how he smokes in front of ladies
people will talk to him for a while. he’s actually asleep.
he gets stabbed and freaks out but the sword has gone between his ribs.
franky’s tech fuckin blows his mind and from then on he assumes that any machine or weapon he doesn’t recognize does incredibly improbable things, or expects franky to have unreasonably specific gadgets for every situation.
robin mentions important historical events, everybody turns to brook and asks if he remembers it. even if it happened 800 years ago
that’s all i can think of for now
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️
58K notes
·
View notes
Text
equally confounded and obsessed by this quora question and response that i just stumbled onto
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.
brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain
61K notes
·
View notes
Text
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
42K notes
·
View notes