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pretty sure I just made history

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! <3

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore

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Let them cook

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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

(Download)

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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she has been pickled for her crimes

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What are we really protecting kids from?

digital illustration of a nonbinary asian student sitting at a desk. On the ground are commonly banned books including, 'Gender Queer,' 'The Hate U Give,' and 'Not All Boys are Blue.' They are wearing a purple sweater with a pink sweater vest over. There's text that reads, 'protect kids from guns, not books.'

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the colors of the sunrise

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Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

(Also, you can get 4 months of over the counter birth control (progestin-only pill form) at Costco for $50. Or 3 months on Amazon for about $45.)

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.