Reader. Gamer. Writer. In a permanent state of confusion. No longer a lot of Mass Effect and Dragon Age with the odd piece of writing and art. Although I do still blame Bioware. Call me Koala. They/Them. I'M FUCKING BACK ON MASS EFFECT FOLKS-
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love when you do fenris’ recruitment quest and your companions are like “the alienage is so quiet... spooky... something must be afoot...” except this is dragon age 2 so the alienage is full of random other unrelated mercenaries trying to kill you
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#Tourists definitely come through here but there's not much to do so I feel like it's more a stop for the night kind of place#I've never seen anyone with obvious tourist vibes
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please enjoy this remastered version of the best nightcore song in crisp high definition. you’re welcome
#2011 me thought this song was under appreciated by eurovision juries#the vindication I felt when I discovered this meme years later-
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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
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i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives
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have you ever had a genuine near death experience?
#no#and it's a fact that surprises people#I guess I have a face that makes people think I'm accident prone?????#I mean I am but I specialise in no or minor injury accidents
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2024 is officially over, here’s to more art in 2025 ✨✨
#y'all do not want to know how many complaints I hear whenever Sash is doing a background#every single time#'oh god why did I want to do this'#'backgrounds are a mistake'#and we both know full well every time it will happen again-#gf art
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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:
the great beast
strange transgenders
the depressed gamer
prolific but unmarketable artist
1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar
extremely niche interest
robosexual
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#'but Garrus and Tali join you no questions'#the Turians as a species are famously xenophobic#and the quarians are highly isolated from them the politics of other species#ofc they don't have the same level of hatred for Cerberus that the viire survivor has#mass effect
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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction
#meanwhile I frequently get 'Do you need help you look lost!!!' in the grocery store#I worked in one I know more than your average customer#resting lost face I guess
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