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unfortunately for those who knew ibaraki, there is no peace. as if their very existence drew the oni close to them and made them fall victim of her pride and ridiculously loud proclamations. even more unfortunate was her lack of fear- as ozymandias’s staff and defensive posture only serves to draw a laugh out of the petite creature.

“GYAHAHAHAAAA. what a foolish thought! i thought you smarter, you dunce. you think that i, ibaraki-douji, would face defeat? i will forgive your ignorance because it seems like i gave you a fright.” a fright isn’t the right word to use in this instance- it's more along the lines of... she pissed him off. resting her hands on her hips, the oni lets out another hardy laugh. "i'm surprised someone like you is still kicking and yelling. i would have thought your booming voice would have gotten you thrown against a wall!"

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grabs him by the back of his neck.

     DID SOMEONE JUST GRAB him?! Him?! The Great Ozymandias, King of Kings, Closest to Ra in splendor and brilliance?! How instantly he had summoned is staff with full intention on ‘singeing’ whoever would be so foolish enough to approach him like this. That was the plan, at least, until he saw a certain gremlin. ❝Ibaraki? You are still alive? Hah! I had thought that you finally disappeared back into the abyss!❞

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“WHO LOOKS LIKE A BANANA?!”

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// i havent been on tumblr in so long. *shakes my posts* why is post cutting not working

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fakepriest‌:

One can always hope.

WELL STOP HOPING. it is futile to do so because whenever you think of me, I get just a little closer.

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fakepriest‌:

oh no the tiny oni gremlin is back

you thought you saw the last of me huh, old man?

oh no the tiny oni gremlin is back

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lacobscur‌:

         You’re the one who invited it.

what’s so bad about being me, huh?! I’m strong, reliable, handsome!

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“I GOT BORED OF SLEEPING! SO I LET MYSELF OUT!”

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lacobscur replied to your post: “GYAHAHA! Imagine not being ME, the great...

It’s fairly easy to.

.....I don’t wanna hear that from you.

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thewriterandthekiller‌:

“Hairless monkey? I am the Radiant Goddess Ishtar, lord of War, love and fertility… what are you little gremlin?”

“Eeeeh? You are talking a lot but not really keeping my attention, princess. I am the great Ibaraki-Doji of Mount Ooe and I’ll rip those pretty little lips of yours clean off if you keep yapping like a dog.”

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thewriterandthekiller‌:

“Fuck?”

“Haaaa? Who are you cussing at, you hairless monkey?”

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“GYAHAHA! Imagine not being ME, the great Ibaraki-doji!”

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“fuck.”

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"Hey, look at me......... Bitch."

Opens his mouth.

Closes his mouth.

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// bc of work my activity will mainly be during the weekends. 😔 my shift hours are basically 'no social life' hours.

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Licks right across her face

She grabs his face and harshly pulls him down. Putting her face close to his and sniffing his lips before then pushes his mouth open to sniff again. "Did you eat without me? Sweets?!"

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// i love it. Iba and Ozy cant give each other anything nice bc theyve fucked each other over so much that they think a nice gesture from the other is malicious. @ardenssolis