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shout out to camilla hect for being bisexual and ambidextrous. the coolest person ever.

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gideon the ninth chapter 31 + chapter 4

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I'm still just like baffled by what about John makes anyone think he is honest about anything or that he is a good ruler in any capacity (or even that Muir thinks there is such a thing as a good ruler). This is not even a roast of john I love John. he's a well-written character portrayed with empathy towards the situations that might lead a person to wind up like this. But after he gaslit a vulnerable teenager then sent someone to attack her, put his wife in the basement, exploded mercy, is revealed to have colonized the galaxy, put his 19 year old daughter on the front lines of a war, and CRUCIALLY blew up everyone on the planet. Well. I don't know what else he really COULD do wrong. yet I have seen people continue to take his side unironically. Once again this is hardly a roast since I take Ianthe's side and she is wrong about nearly everything as well. But at least I have the excuse that I think she is hot. Where was I going with this

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Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

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college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

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Thoughts on the ethics of using real bones for a locked tomb cosplay?

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until death tear pierce us apart

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girl who wants to be involved so bad

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the locked tomb series is really like. maybe love doesn't conquer all. maybe love is not pure and good and holy. maybe love is not a white dove come to save you from yourself. maybe it won't fix you. maybe it'll make everything worse. maybe love is dirty and ugly and terrifying and awful. maybe it'll kill you. maybe it'll warp you into something unrecognizable. maybe love is a parasite and by the time you realize it's there, it's too late to tear it out of you, no matter how badly you might want to. maybe it's a cordiceps fungus, tangled up in your nerves, making you do things you'd never ordinarily do. maybe love is a dog with its jaw locked on your arm. maybe love is an angry ghost. maybe love is a brain hemorrhage, a seizure, two weeks of sleeplessness and cracking open your own tibia unanesthetized in a bathroom. maybe it's the ocean you'll drown in. maybe it's poison. maybe it's scary and filthy and difficult and bad for you.

so what now? are you going to stop? are you even going to try?

no. of course you aren't.

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Aim's predecessor was Emma Sen. Their message might cause trouble.

Sounds like AIM and MSN might ultimately lead to Discord.

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Ianthe Tridentarius the woman that you are.

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ive read all the books in the locked tomb these pst few months and to no one’s surprise im in love with ianthe tridentarius, the realest 22-year-old there is.

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the third (minus naberius sorry dude)

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I think a lot about the moment where young Ianthe realised the double act wasn't fun anymore actually, and she'd rather be the only necromancer in the family, but it would absolutely destroy Corona socially... Corona who canonically threatened suicide at least multiple times to get Ianthe to change her mind. I wonder if Ianthe wasn't tired of keeping it up. I wonder how often she fantasised about telling people. because u know she had that villain monologue fired up and ready to go

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus or honestly also Ianthe

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tlt brainrot let’s goooo